[jonKranked]

Once again, you have bestowed the downhill community with a gem of race footage that you and your cronies have collected over the course of a race season. The cinematography is superb. Your framing, lighting, angles, editing - its all spot on. Not to mention the riding is off the hook. Throwing in some bmx was a nice touch.

Unfortunately, I do have a gripe about "Law of Fives" that I have not previously had with the Earthed series... the soundtrack. Who picked out the musical tracks on this one, Helen Keller? Whoever was responsible for this was either asleep at the wheel or had one too many hits off the meth pipe. Earthed 3 and 4 had fantastic soundtracks, a good mix of many musical genres (one of my personal faves was the use of 'Blinded by the Light' in #3). Law of Fives, well, it went a little overboard. Too far out in left field. Hell, I would've preferred "You Dropped a Bomb on me" by the Gap Band over some of the bizarre reggae techno that was used. I guess musical scores just aren't your forte. Or maybe its just a simple difference in musical taste between you and I. Regardless, keep up with the great filming, ... but next time, maybe you should take a hint from Quentin Tarantino and have the soundtrack handled by the RZA.

Sincerely,
Jon Kranked

 

[Zark]

More slayer k thnx bai

 

[Jeremy R]

(one of my personal faves was the use of 'Blinded by the Light' in #3).

"wrapped up like a douche" is the single best lyric ever for a radio song.

 

[ArthurDH]

eskiboy r00lz

 

[sriracha]

"wrapped up like a douche" is the single best lyric ever for a radio song.

most mis-understood lyric ever.

it's:
"blinded by the li-ight
crapped out like a duece
in the middle of the night"

the song's about when you eat sooo much for dinner that you have to wake up in the middle of the night and take a duece...and when you turn the bathroom light on, it's really blinding.

 

[dropmachine]

Douche

 

[General Lee]

"wrapped up like a douche" is the single best lyric ever for a radio song.

sorry to ruin your excitement but it's actually 'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night'

 

[jonKranked]

Douche

versus turd sandwich.

 

[Jeremy R]

sorry to ruin your excitement but it's actually 'revved up like a deuce'

That's in the "official" lyrics of course.
But anybody who passed "hearing" in elementary school hears douche.
Maybe the singer had a speech impediment.

 

[General Lee]

That's in the "official" lyrics of course.
But anybody who passed "hearing" in elementary school hears douche.
Maybe the singer had a speech impediment.

i guess not all of us have the hearing capacity of a wishful thinking adolescent

 

[jonKranked]

wtf kind of elementary school did you go to that you were walking around thinking about douches?

 

[kidwoo]

i guess not all of us have the hearing capacity of a wishful thinking adolescent

You're the funnest!

 

[Jeremy R]

wtf kind of elementary school did you go to that you were walking around thinking about douches?

The kind that was filled with blowhards who think they are self important enough to "write a public letter" to Downhill Racing's best movie maker.

 

[Pip3r]

i love some of the songs... then again i hate some of them too. The stuff from Von Sudenfed and DJ Champion is dooope!

 

[Lollapalooza]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinded_by_the_Light

 

[Jeremy R]

You're the funnest!

Now you have to stay in at recess and read up on shock tuning and patent laws!

 

[kidwoo]

Now you have to stay in at recess and read up on shock tuning and patent laws!

As long as someone keeps me in my place...... We'd be in chaos without elitist highbrow order here.

 

[Jim Mac]

eskiboy r00lz

That song makes me skip that entire sequence....

..and thanks JonKranked, you brightened my otherwise 'watching paint dry' work day!

 

[kidwoo]

most mis-understood lyric ever.

it's:
"blinded by the li-ight
crapped out like a duece
in the middle of the night"

Just so you know, I will be singing this throughout the remainder of the day, as a tribute to your genius.

 

[General Lee]

Now you have to stay in at recess and read up on shock tuning and patent laws!

awwwe, did i hurt your feelings by correcting you? Sorry, carry on hearing the wrong lyrics if that will make you feel better.

but just so you know it's 'deuce' as in 'deuce coupe' . . . not sure exactly how one would rev up a douche anyway

 

[jonKranked]

The kind that was filled with blowhards who think they are self important enough to "write a public letter" to Downhill Racing's best movie maker.

at least I spent my time fantasizing about normal schoolboy things, not douches

 

[jonKranked]

not sure exactly how one would rev up a douche anyway

come on man, motorized douche! that's DW's next patent

 

[sriracha]

Just so you know, I will be singing this throughout the remainder of the day, as a tribute to your genius.

why, thank you, kind sir.

 

[General Lee]

As long as someone keeps me in my place...... We'd be in chaos without elitist highbrow order here.

Yeah, it's a real shame a few people on here actually know what they are talking about.


PS: Earthed 5 rules

 

[kidwoo]

awwwe, did i hurt your feelings by correcting you? Sorry, carry on hearing the wrong lyrics if that will make you feel better.

You're about as sharp as jello.



Let me help

http://www.dictionary.net/joke

 

[?????]

Were you expecting nickelback and soulja booiii?

The soundtracks are great... not as great as Earthed 3 and 4, but still among the best bike film soundtracks.

 

[dirttastesgood]

It wasn't bad but that song in 2 of the NPS rounds and the song in the Alex guys section both sucked.

 

[Kanye West]

Dear Alex Rankin,

Whenever I see you I'm going to stick my dick in your ear so you know what the rest of us feel like when our ears get violated by that crap you call music. Nothing personal.

Love,

Me

 

[jonKranked]

Dear Alex Rankin,

Whenever I see you I'm going to stick my dick in your ear so you know what the rest of us feel like when our ears get violated by that crap you call music. Nothing personal.

Love,

Me

be careful, you might give him hearing aids! :biggrin:

 

[General Lee]

Well, if nothing else at least we've established who fanacized about douces in elementrty school and who knows what a dick in their ear feels like (or has a fetish for such things). I don't know about you, but i'm feeling enlightened

 

[kidwoo]

Dear Alex Rankin,

Whenever I see you I'm going to stick my dick in your ear so you know what the rest of us feel like when our ears get violated by that crap you call music. Nothing personal.

Love,

Me

Nothing says admiration like a little bit of romance.

 

[Jeremy R]

awwwe, did i hurt your feelings by correcting you? Sorry, carry on hearing the wrong lyrics if that will make you feel better.

but just so you know it's 'deuce' as in 'deuce coupe' . . . not sure exactly how one would rev up a douche anyway

Ha, when you pull your head out of your ass, does it take a long time to clean the $hit off? Just curious.
People have been laughing about those lyrics for years.
I think there was even a SNL skit about it.
But it you makes you feel all teacherific to have "learned me something" then by all means forge ahead.
Here is an imaginary apple for your services.:biggrin:

PS My feelings never get hurt.

 

[kidwoo]

Ha, when you pull your head out of your ass, does it take a long time to clean the $hit off?

It comes out!!??

 

[General Lee]

Ha, when you pull your head out of your ass, does it take a long time to clean the $hit off? Just curious.
People have been laughing about those lyrics for years.
I think there was even a SNL skit about it.
But it you makes you feel all teacherific to have "learned me something" then by all means forge ahead.
Here is an imaginary apple for your services.:biggrin:

is it just me, or is the placing of certain objects into body cavities a bit of a theme for you today?

PS My feelings never get hurt.

good to know, but you might want to contact your elementary school and have them recalibrate their hearing test. You seemed pretty confident in it a few minutes ago:biggrin: no need to be offended, it's not your fault they messed up

 

[jonKranked]

It comes out!!??

must spread rep!!

 

[Jeremy R]

good to know, but you might want to contact your elementary school and have them recalibrate their hearing test. You seemed pretty confident in it a few minutes ago:biggrin:

Dammit, I raised my right hand when it should have been my left.
I think I was a little tired from holding up those gigantic headphones.

 

[General Lee]

Dammit, I raised my right hand when it should have been my left.
I think I was a little tired from holding up those gigantic headphones.

you had headphones. . . Lucky. We had that big rubber probe they stuck in our ears.

Damn, it keeps comming back stuffing things in holes doesn't it.

 

[Jeremy R]

Damn, it keeps comming back stuffing things in holes doesn't it.

Always.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wrapped+up+like+a+douche

 

[Kanye West]

you had headphones. . . Lucky. We had that big rubber probe they stuck in our ears.

You too?? Was it fist shaped? And attached to the tip of a Sawzall?

 

[Cant Climb]

Every DH movie should have with sound track and without (if it costs the same to produce)....i like hearing the bike sounds and crowd reactions....