some are really funny, but some are quite disturbing...*I have a serious problem. I have a growth near my private parts. Its the size of an egg, and I feel no pain. Could you please explain my problem?
*Ive been incarcerated for over a year and still have two more to go. I was found guilty of lewd and lascivious behavior. One woman said I grabbed her breast; another accused me of exposing myself. I was drunk on both occasions. Since Ive been in jail my old lady divorced me. I thought that my wife would stick by me, but I guess I was wrong. Im very lonely. Can you set me up with some single women?
*Im thinking about getting into pimping for some extra cash. I was wondering how I would go about finding hos to pimp out. Should I spend more time at the local bus and train stations? What about putting an ad in the paper? How much of a cut should the ladies get? Is there a technique to making them listen to me?
*Im a 38-year-old virgin who lives at home with my mother, however, this has not stopped my sexual escapades. I have a particular interest in Asian girls. Before I sleep each night, I travel out of my body in order to visit a girl I know who lives in the Philippines. My problem is she keeps rejecting my love and sending me back into my body. I have horrible insomnia as a result of this. What should I do to win her heart and her body?
*Im a 37-year-old virgin. I have no problem popping a boner to porn, but with a woman, my noodle turns limp and useless. Im pretty sure I have performance anxiety. Ive had the opportunity to screw three times in the past eight years and have failed every time. I know that Im not gay, but I cant seem to get over this hump. What can I do to conquer my problem?
*Im obsessed with being naked. Id just love to rip off my clothes and walk around buck naked, but I cant because I live with my mother . Because of my pent-up desire to shed my togs, I always feel anxious and uptight. This summer has been so hot that Ive been driven nearly mad by my craving to run around naked. What should I do?
*I thought I lucked out when a beautiful woman talked me up at a bar in downtown NYC. She suggested going back to her place. We caught a cab and fooled around while heading to the uptown address she gave the driver. When we were almost there, the cab stopped at a red light. She bolted out of the car and ran down a side street, sticking me with the fare. Her address was obviously bogus. The experience made me gun-shy about meeting women. Can you help me?
