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The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Jabraylon's mother, Jasmine Thompson, said she does not believe Simmons would have deliberately hurt her child.
Gosh, no. I just accidentally drop children into pots of boiling water all the time. I mean, who doesn't hold a toddler in a precarious position, dangling over a pot of water for your lobsters?
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
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I have a feeling there is some crack involved in this relationship. And I stand by my prior statements, put him into the general popluation as as you walk out, yell out that he boiled an 18-month old. Problem solved.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Gosh, no. I just accidentally drop children into pots of boiling water all the time. I mean, who doesn't hold a toddler in a precarious position, dangling over a pot of water for your lobsters?
well...michael jackson was shaking his kids down for lunch money by the ankles over a hotel balcony...
 

Inclag

Turbo Monkey
Sep 9, 2001
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I want my baby-back-baby-back-baby-back....

He's in Texas, wonder if they'll institute the frialator.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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do you think there will be a game of "how many plunger handles can his asshole hold"?

you might mistake it for a umbrella stand.
 

FlyinPolack

Monkey
Jul 16, 2007
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The world just keeps getting more fvcked up. Holy fvck..
That guy should be boiled in oil an inch at a time.
 

Andyman_1970

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2003
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The Natural State
At the risk of sounding like a total pu$$ I could not bring myself to read that article...........sorry parenthood can screw a person up like that.

.............. And I stand by my prior statements, put him into the general popluation as as you walk out, yell out that he boiled an 18-month old. Problem solved.
Agreed...........or something along the lines of what dude did in Law Abiding Citizen did.........nice and painful and slow..........