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Dedicated to all the teachers that told me, I'd never amount to nothin'...

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
Actually, they all said I could be a rocket scientist or a nuclear engineer, but then I got high.


Here's your Wednesday night random discussion thread.


(My wife's hosting book club with the girls upstairs and none of my boys were available to get a beer)
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
6,416
0
i should start studying for my geography midterm that's tomorrow. i think it's worth 25% of my grade. shouldn't be too hard though.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
i should start studying for my geography midterm that's tomorrow. i think it's worth 25% of my grade. shouldn't be too hard though.
start?

just remember, opposite angles are often equal and everything adds up to 180*. I think that's all you need to know?
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
Doubtful. My wife is too pregnant and another woman brought her four month old.

I promise if it does, I'll post videos.
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
2,072
0
Tejas
Last thursday I saw a tamarin roll up a ****ball and throw it at an 8 year old.

You said random.
 

SPINTECK

Turbo Monkey
Oct 16, 2005
1,370
0
abc
start?

just remember, opposite angles are often equal and everything adds up to 180*. I think that's all you need to know?
Geo-something- it's all the same:)


So, you will have no freedom in a few weeks, yet you seclude yourself at home while your wife is entertained by her friends. You may want to get out more before the big event, but I know your addiction to the Monkey is tough to break, and on a selfish note- I enjoy reading your posts. But you will want this time back in a few months:)
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
0
Kansas City
start?

just remember, opposite angles are often equal and everything adds up to 180*. I think that's all you need to know?
I have a geometry quiz tomorrow, any help with the location of Timbuktu, relative to Northern Alabama?:busted:

edit: <----------- not quick enough on the draw...
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,975
34
I can voluntarily flex my inner ears. I hear a faint clicking sound when I do. if I do it a few times I can unplug them at high altitudes, without yawning or visibly moving anything.

My own little inner ear click fest.
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
2,072
0
Tejas
I can voluntarily flex my inner ears. I hear a faint clicking sound when I do. if I do it a few times I can unplug them at high altitudes, without yawning or visibly moving anything.

My own little inner ear click fest.
and I thought I was the only one. :shocked:
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
10,642
943
Seattle
I can voluntarily flex my inner ears. I hear a faint clicking sound when I do. if I do it a few times I can unplug them at high altitudes, without yawning or visibly moving anything.

My own little inner ear click fest.
I can crack my right wrist whenever I want, just by snapping it back really fast.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
Geo-something- it's all the same:)


So, you will have no freedom in a few weeks, yet you seclude yourself at home while your wife is entertained by her friends. You may want to get out more before the big event, but I know your addiction to the Monkey is tough to break, and on a selfish note- I enjoy reading your posts. But you will want this time back in a few months:)
Eh, I'm 39, I've partied quite enough. I got a ride in today and now it's me and a bottle of Cab Sauv.

In 4th grade I was told I would be a failure because my handwriting is so bad. Computers, **** yeah.
ha!

I hope that's your wrist cracking.....
no sh!t, he probably broke his dick.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
Hey Opie,
I just looked over and my wife is eating a pork and bean with mayonnaise sandwich and a plate full of pickles. :twitch:
I'm so sorry. I forgot, is your wife with child?

My wife the other day had a pickle in her mouth, opened the freeze, said, "oooh, ice cream!", then looked at me and said, "Did I just fvcking say that?"

:rofl:


On a humorous sidenote... I didn't know a woman I used to date was in the bookclub... that was ackward when she showed up :D
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
At least she didn't bring a bastard child that looked vaguely like you with her.
Ha! She did show up with a child. I quickly did the math...


The first time I kissed this chick, she actually said right before, "I know I'm a bad kisser, I'm sorry."
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
15,385
3,629
behind you, don't wait up.
I had chicken for dinner. Chicken, brown rice and leftover black beans.
And beer ... but I'm not sure I've finished.

A pork and bean sandwich; sounds like a lot of work to keep off the floor. I guess the mayo ties it all together nicely.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,192
0
¡Phoenix!
In high school, the VP told me that same thing, since I was very Bart Simponish during my academic career. Six years later my dad and myself attended my younger brothers graduation where I spot said VP. My dad suggested I "Knock him on his ass".

I miss my dad.
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
6,416
0
That blows... I have a Geologic Hazards and Resources exam... I think my priorities are in line.. Im on RM
my class is weather, climate, and landscapes. there's a decent amount of material to cover, but it's really easy to understand.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
In high school, the VP told me that same thing, since I was very Bart Simponish during my academic career. Six years later my dad and myself attended my younger brothers graduation where I spot said VP. My dad suggested I "Knock him on his ass".

I miss my dad.
Your dad sounds cool!

I miss mine too. As evil as it is to say, I'd trade my mom, aunt, and uncle for my dad in a heartbeat.
 

BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,176
114
Winning.
No lie...I had a teacher once who told my parents I was going to become a serial killer.


Nobody can prove a thing.
 

cadmus

Monkey
May 24, 2006
755
0
PNW
I doubt I've reached the expectations of my teachers, but that's ok because I'm eating cake right now.