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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LordOpie, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Actually, they all said I could be a rocket scientist or a nuclear engineer, but then I got high.


    Here's your Wednesday night random discussion thread.


    (My wife's hosting book club with the girls upstairs and none of my boys were available to get a beer)
     

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  2. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    i should start studying for my geography midterm that's tomorrow. i think it's worth 25% of my grade. shouldn't be too hard though.
     
  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    start?

    just remember, opposite angles are often equal and everything adds up to 180*. I think that's all you need to know?
     
  4. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    I bet the book club has turned into a lesbian orgy.
     
  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Doubtful. My wife is too pregnant and another woman brought her four month old.

    I promise if it does, I'll post videos.
     
  6. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Last thursday I saw a tamarin roll up a ****ball and throw it at an 8 year old.

    You said random.
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    A tamarin in tejas?
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    We just got 8" of snow, and I'm going skiing tomorrow.
     
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    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    Geo-something- it's all the same:)


    So, you will have no freedom in a few weeks, yet you seclude yourself at home while your wife is entertained by her friends. You may want to get out more before the big event, but I know your addiction to the Monkey is tough to break, and on a selfish note- I enjoy reading your posts. But you will want this time back in a few months:)
     
  10. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    In 4th grade I was told I would be a failure because my handwriting is so bad. Computers, **** yeah.
     
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    RaindogT Monkey

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    I have a geometry quiz tomorrow, any help with the location of Timbuktu, relative to Northern Alabama?:busted:

    edit: <----------- not quick enough on the draw...
     
  12. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    what is igneous rock?
     
  13. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Zoo. Random outing with a pretty one that I'm courting and her roommates.

    It sure made some good conversation material.
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    I can voluntarily flex my inner ears. I hear a faint clicking sound when I do. if I do it a few times I can unplug them at high altitudes, without yawning or visibly moving anything.

    My own little inner ear click fest.
     
  15. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    and I thought I was the only one. :shocked:
     
  16. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I can crack my right wrist whenever I want, just by snapping it back really fast.
     
  17. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    I hope that's your wrist cracking.....
     
  18. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    it was all a dream i used to read word up magazine
    salt n pepa and heavy d up in the limousine
     
  19. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Hey Opie,
    I just looked over and my wife is eating a pork and bean with mayonnaise sandwich and a plate full of pickles. :twitch:
     
  20. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Eh, I'm 39, I've partied quite enough. I got a ride in today and now it's me and a bottle of Cab Sauv.

    ha!

    no sh!t, he probably broke his dick.
     
  21. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm so sorry. I forgot, is your wife with child?

    My wife the other day had a pickle in her mouth, opened the freeze, said, "oooh, ice cream!", then looked at me and said, "Did I just fvcking say that?"

    :rofl:


    On a humorous sidenote... I didn't know a woman I used to date was in the bookclub... that was ackward when she showed up :D
     
  22. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    At least she didn't bring a bastard child that looked vaguely like you with her.
     
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    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    No, it's not a rock. Igneous is a character from the movie 300.
     
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    That blows... I have a Geologic Hazards and Resources exam... I think my priorities are in line.. Im on RM
     
  25. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Ha! She did show up with a child. I quickly did the math...


    The first time I kissed this chick, she actually said right before, "I know I'm a bad kisser, I'm sorry."
     
  26. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Not ATHF?
     
  27. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    I had chicken for dinner. Chicken, brown rice and leftover black beans.
    And beer ... but I'm not sure I've finished.

    A pork and bean sandwich; sounds like a lot of work to keep off the floor. I guess the mayo ties it all together nicely.
     
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    me too:lighten:
     
  29. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    In high school, the VP told me that same thing, since I was very Bart Simponish during my academic career. Six years later my dad and myself attended my younger brothers graduation where I spot said VP. My dad suggested I "Knock him on his ass".

    I miss my dad.
     
  30. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    my class is weather, climate, and landscapes. there's a decent amount of material to cover, but it's really easy to understand.
     
  31. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Your dad sounds cool!

    I miss mine too. As evil as it is to say, I'd trade my mom, aunt, and uncle for my dad in a heartbeat.
     
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  33. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    So then you went south of the border?
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    Jews aren't allowed in Mexico.
     
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    BadDNA hophead

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    No lie...I had a teacher once who told my parents I was going to become a serial killer.


    Nobody can prove a thing.
     
  36. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    then how do you explain all of the guys named jesus who mow my lawn?

    good god was that in bad taste
     
  37. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Tool. They're pretty smart guys.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    He was, but very old school.
     
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    I doubt I've reached the expectations of my teachers, but that's ok because I'm eating cake right now.
     
  40. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    That explains your screenname :busted: