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Deploying in May. Anti hoohah :(

Red Rabbit

Picky Pooper
Jan 27, 2007
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120 days of Escort. No Summer riding for this Monkey...

Plus I will still be eligible to deploy when my Tempo band hits in November.

Too bad so Sad, I signed the contract.

Conversely, Mountain Biking in CO is year round. I love this place. My job kicks ass and my Co Workers are awesome.
 

ire

Turbo Monkey
Aug 6, 2007
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4
remember, point the gun away from yourself prior to pulling the trigger
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
I know some escorts in Tahoe who make $600 per trick. Just sayin, you could make some money, monkey.
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
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Denver, CO
Stay safe and come back quick.

4 tours for me and I don't have to go back any more!!! Thank you Iraq for f'in up my brain!
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Escorting, AF style, generally involves watching third country nationals (TCNs), hired as general labor through some contractor, as they work. If the **** hits the fan, you are to call the cops, who then come running and commence to whip ass. Or clean up the mess.

It is generally one of the most mind numbingly boring yet most possibly hazardous things out there.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Im over here now
Escorting, AF style, generally involves watching third country nationals (TCNs), hired as general labor through some contractor, as they work. If the **** hits the fan, you are to call the cops, who then come running and commence to whip ass. Or clean up the mess.

It is generally one of the most mind numbingly boring yet most possibly hazardous things out there.
so you arent armed?? not even a 9milly?? you call the armed police like Brit citizens do?
 
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JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
so you arent armed?? you call the armed police like Brit citizens do?
not even a 9milly??
Not as far as I know...or that I have been exposed to. Weapons can be taken away easily from individuals not trained in weapons retention. I had to go to a shovel/pick axe fight between 2 TCNs once. Escort was a tiny female. Good stuff...
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Im over here now
Yeah - you'd *think* that would work on the surface of it... but you try feeding these kids for a week. :dead:

All of a sudden child labor looks really expensive. :D
i stand corrected. the little guy on the right looks like he should be in a calvin and hobbes book.
 
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CRoss

Turbo Monkey
Nov 20, 2006
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The Ranch
I have not touched a bike since July, except riding the road bike taking my dog for a run. I do not miss it either.
 

Red Rabbit

Picky Pooper
Jan 27, 2007
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Colorado
You moved here on a good year... a couple years back we didn't recover until spring from a series of Dec storms:

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Good times. I am going up to Keystone this weekend. Good place to ride (snowboard)?

No weapon. I get to watch Hajis dig ditches and clean ****. there is an opening for Convoy.

Some one in my shop got it. I could trade for it, but it would mean Afghanistan and a longer deployment.

not to mention IED's and and angry Hajis.
 
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