hindquarters of a moose?if they're drinking spiked seltzer you should bludgeon them with a beaver or something equally canadian.
what a fucking shit night and day. so last night, the dog we've had about a year, while my 9yo was calmly sitting next to him and patting him, snarled, turned, and bit him in the face. It was the last straw - he'd bitten our petsitter in the hand in a similar, unprovoked situation over labor day weekend, and had done similar things with me and both kids in the past. while he's always been protective of food and toys he gets - and even sometimes getting off our bed - growling in an an aggressive way, we've been working with him on following commands a lot and it seemed like he was getting better with that stuff. but the unprovoked biting can't go on, so i had to write the email to the rescue group we got him from to say we need to either give him back or surrender him to a shepherd rescue group. never had something like this happen with a dog before, and it sucks, because he is also a goofy, smart, fun guy too. I think he just needs a home with an older owner who can really spend a lot more time with him. fuckity fuck fuck.