[T-Pirate]

You act like all this model shooting business is so hard. I'm going straight to the big times.

this is Naomi, she is so hott right now.

Uh oh...money shot.

 

[blue]

That Hansel is so hott right now

HAHAHHAHA! The inflatable r3sp3ct woman...Can she be our mascot? I want to strap her to my back during a race.

 

[blue]

I now officially have the coolest avatar EVER.

 

[RideND]

That Hansel is so hott right now

HAHAHHAHA! The inflatable r3sp3ct woman...Can she be our mascot? I want her to strap on and put it in my back.

 

[RideND]

Sorry about that one, it was a little low. But it was oh so easy.

 

[COmtbiker12]

Sorry about that one, it was a little low. But it was oh so easy.

BWAHAHAHA took me a second read through to interpret it that way....

 

[JRB]

That Hansel is so hott right now

HAHAHHAHA! The inflatable r3sp3ct woman...Can she be our mascot? I want to strap her to my back during a race.

Dude you are killin me.

 

[dexterq20]

I think I have just seen the next cover photo for Dirt Rag.

 

[punkassean]

damn she has a clean "girl zone" I heard about her in people magazine or some $hit, she finer than both the Olsen twins combined yo! you hit it yet?

 

[Skookum]

there's nothing better than being able to fit a deflated fashion model in your camelbak on a good bike ride.

 

[derekpearson]

Respect!@@!#@#&)*!@($

 

[The Kadvang]

Damn, I'm all over that shizznit. I'd R32P3CT it fo dayz.

 

[derekpearson]

You act like all this model shooting business is so hard. I'm going straight to the big times.

this is Naomi, she is so hott right now.

Missed this the first time- its not so hard!! its the best job evaaar. This first shot has definite potential. You even got the moon in there. Very "artsy"

ResPECt

 

[T-Pirate]

I think I have just seen the next cover photo for Dirt Rag.

Well yeah I had her out at the trails today, I tried to clean the skinny while holding her, but I found out I need to be able to see my front wheel. Oh well, I'll try some dirt jumps with her tomorrow.

 

[blue]

What The Hell Did You Do To My Woman?!

 

[blue]

HA! RM won't let you write in all caps...thats funny...

 

[T-Pirate]

What The Hell Did You Do To My Woman?!

'
Yeah she got respected big time, it was getting 10 kinds of nasty out there. She is still inflated though. :heart:

Funniest picture I have ever taken?

 

[blue]

mooooo

*insert puke smiley here*

What can we name her? And can she be my girlfriend?

 

[BurlyShirley]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahah!

 

[DRB]

'
Yeah she got respected big time, it was getting 10 kinds of nasty out there. She is still inflated though. :heart:

Funniest picture I have ever taken?

Dammit.... hot coffee thru the nose really sucks. So now I have coffee and snot on my laptop.

That is the funniest picture ever.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

You kids really have some issues, don't you

 

[spoke80]

Damn, you guys/boys need to put the pipe down and try real girls or ride more.

scary....

 

[Westy]

That is just wrong.... Inflatable women should have a "surprized" look on their face.

: :

 

[llkoolkeg]

One of those udders appears to be standing up a bit too much for my comfort level.

You should have shoved your udder-sheathed part against her clenched lips while Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive" played in the background. That would have made a hell of a video to send to Tipper at the PMRC!

JUDAS PRIEST Defenders of the Faith
6. "Eat Me Alive"

Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin gling my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like on animal panting to the bear
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive

 

[Skookum]

what a worldly woman, she really get's around.

 

[Westy]

what a worldly woman, she really get's around.

You are a bonerfied genius.

 

[RideND]

Wow Skookum, I love that picture. Its so nice that it doesn't look real.

 

[Curb Hucker]

Damn, you guys/boys need to put the pipe down and try real girls or ride more.

scary....

or ride more real girls

 

[golgiaparatus]

LOL!

 

[spoke80]

or ride more real girls

That too!

Just not eachother

 

[binary visions]

I think you guys need girlfriends...

 

[ummbikes]

Your genious is light years ahead of the main stream. I would like to see a picture of her wearing the respect cape, going off a drop or something.

 

[McGRP01]

Can I just say...

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!!

 

[dwaugh]

Do what Bobby Root did in NWD2, get a two person bike and put the girl on the back seat and ride around town. You would get some weird looks doing that, but then again, you probably already do by wearing a cape while riding.

 

[T-Pirate]

Do what Bobby Root did in NWD2, get a two person bike and put the girl on the back seat and ride around town. You would get some weird looks doing that, but then again, you probably already do by wearing a cape while riding.

HAHAHA who needs a 2 person bike?! Me and brad were rocking the rhythm with her strapped on, I also cleaned the new skinny with her.

 

[Mr Tiles]

My wife is generally against my lustful biking habit but she did take time out to view your interesting photos TP...she was somewhat disturbed about your apparent fetish with vinyl women and thinks you need some professional help (or a girlfriend)...great pics!

 

[bradical]

Haha Mr. Tiles.... jumping doubles with her in tow was not too hard actually. When are you gonna come down and give it a try?

 

[Mr Tiles]

soon my friend, soon...got five weeks of school left and then I'll have a lot free time. I'll set it up with Zod (if I can get him to quit playing crash up derby) and the rest of the l-town posse. Maybe we can have a good ol' pig pickin' or something...

 

[bradical]

Great, we have the infamous Mutt's bbq right down the road... mmmm heaven.

And if you were wondering.. I, a child of g-vegas, now work in a factory.

 

[stratguy1618]

You know that Naomi backwards is Imoan right