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Desperate Defence

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Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Feeling the lag
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7228325.stm

I think it's safe to say this guy is going down:

Quote:

A man accused of murdering teenage model Sally Anne Bowman confessed to having sex with her after she was killed, a court has been told.
Miss Bowman, 18, was repeatedly stabbed and bitten outside her home in Croydon, south London, in September 2005.

Chef Mark Dixie, 35, of no fixed address, denies murdering Miss Bowman.

Prosecutor Brian Altman said: "The defendant confesses that he had sex with Sally Anne and that he had sex with her after her death."

The court heard Mr Dixie had said he had been drinking, took drugs and had "taken advantage of the situation".

Mr Altman said: "That astonishingly is his defence. It is born out of desperation."
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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SoMD
Isn't it a bit weird how she was bitten.....and by a chef????

You'd think he'd be able to get real food....
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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was this chef taking a bite out of crime?

also, heckava headline: "Man 'had sex with victim's body'".
wot?

lemme take a stab: i lost control at high-speed through a rock-garden & wrecked my body
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
He's drunk, stumbling home and finds a body of a hot chick. "What a waste, might as well f@ck it..."

I can see the train of thought there. Just because you hump a dead body doesn't mean you killed it, right?
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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Didn't Tom Green hump a dead moose?

At least that's what Eminem said in a song...
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,791
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Japan
Necrophilia is dead boring?

I'm miffed that no one picked up on the going down reference.
I used to be a necrophiliac until some rottten........
that one.
These Yanks don't seem to bite so much on the necrophilia, but just 1 homo retard masturbating for jesus and they're all over it. Never understand them mate.:disgust1: