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dexterq20: Monkey of Doom?

Changleen

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So Dexter, no doubt you are wondering what you've done to warrant such a thread. Well, I'll tell you, but you might want to sit down. It's pretty bad.

Dexter, you joined on 07th March 2003, just as George Bush was preparing to lead the US into Iraq.

Since then, (here it comes) everytime you've posted, a member of the invading force, which mainly consists of US military personel, has died. The similarity between your post count and the official number of combat deaths is astounding.

In all seriousness, obviously I'm not blaming the quality of Dexter's posts for the deaths of US servicemen (even The Amish's posts don't actually kill people) but to all the monkies on the board, every time you see a post by dexter, all the times you've chatted to him, those posts he's made correlate highly with the death of a US soldier.

Maybe that better puts in perspective how many people GW's little escapade is costing the US.

Another way to look at this is for each Dexter post, up to 50 Iraqis have died.

Sorry Dexter, and please don't stop posting, it's just a coincidence, I'm sure.
 

Changleen

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Nah, he's probably right. No one does give a **** about Soldiers. They just pretend to when it's convenient. Isn't that right N8?
 

TheMontashu

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But I don't wanna blame ben for all of this, he is a good guy. I say we blame sanjuro. O and n8 to even though I agree with alot of what he says it's always his fault.
 

Zark

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Ben is the devil himself, he's even from sNor-Cal and listens to EMO. Its terrible!
 

TheMontashu

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dexterq20 said:
Something tells me that Changleen has a bit too much time on his hands...

Funny stuff though!
Stop posting, look at it this way. Its how when you masturbate god kills a kitten. But in this case its posting that isnt killin kittens, but american solders.
 

dexterq20

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TheMontashu said:
Stop posting, look at it this way. Its how when you masturbate god kills a kitten. But in this case its posting that isnt killin kittens, but american solders.
So does that mean we can blame you for the dwindling cat population in California?
 

fluff

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N8 said:
Perhaps you could off the online personality of changleen whilst you are at it..?
Eh? You just used personality and changleen in the same sentence. You clearly are not aware that he originates from Essex...
 

Changleen

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Fluff is just jealous because he was forced to move around as a child due to (justified) prejudice against thieving pikeys.