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Dhtahoe's bachelor party

dhtahoe

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Feb 4, 2002
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As many of you know I will be getting married at this years SOC. My buddies/team-mates Mark Weir and Forrest Arakawa are putting on a pretty wild party in the bay and I was wondering if any Monkeys would like to attend. Just shout out or drop a PM if you want to come.

Town
 

bpatterson6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 1, 2004
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Colorado
dhtahoe said:
As many of you know I will be getting married at this years SOC. My buddies/team-mates Mark Weir and Forrest Arakawa are putting on a pretty wild party in the bay and I was wondering if any Monkeys would like to attend. Just shout out or drop a PM if you want to come.

Town
Though you dont know me, I was wondering what your dates are...
The wife and I are planning a trip to the bay area...
Thought it might be nice to meet some new Monkeys...
Just in case some monkeys make the trip to Colorado...From else where
 

dhtahoe

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Feb 4, 2002
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Brian HCM#1 said:
When are you tying the noose......................I mean knot?
April 16th SOC between DS time trials and the final. So I know you will be there. It's a jewish wedding so you should fit right in. Well it will have a Chupa and I will break the glass at the end. I have to compromise with the in-laws. As far as the party goes right now I'm just trying to figure out who's coming. And sorry no under-age monkeys please... knowing the cats who are planning this thing it could get ugly.

Plan on riding part of the day and getting f'ed up later. Or maybe the other way around who knows.
 

Brian HCM#1

Don’t feed the troll
Sep 7, 2001
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dhtahoe said:
April 16th SOC between DS time trials and the final. So I know you will be there. It's a jewish wedding so you should fit right in. Well it will have a Chupa and I will break the glass at the end. I have to compromise with the in-laws. As far as the party goes right now I'm just trying to figure out who's coming. And sorry no under-age monkeys please... knowing the cats who are planning this thing it could get ugly.

Plan on riding part of the day and getting f'ed up later. Or maybe the other way around who knows.
What time approximatly? It's my grandma's 96th B-day so I may have to drive back for dinner.
 
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dhtahoe said:
And sorry no under-age monkeys please... knowing the cats who are planning this thing it could get ugly.

Plan on riding part of the day and getting f'ed up later. Or maybe the other way around who knows.
i will be around...and tell the woman myself and the other monkeys say whats up.
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
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Livin it up in the O.C.
stiksandstones said:
married AT the sea otter, as in at the race itself, or do you simply mean in monterey on the same weekend?
Do you, DH Tahoe take this woman in holy matrimony? In Rainy XC rides and on dry dsusty DH? In injury and health. Broken components and mint new parts? Till death do you ride?

I DO!!

You may now spin with the bride. :sneaky:
 

zedro

Turbo Monkey
Sep 14, 2001
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at the end of the longest line
bachelor party tip: dont start feeding the bachelor tequila shots too early, like at dinner. Otherwise your party will be cut short after he pukes on the stripper performing a lap dance for him.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
Brian HCM#1 said:
What time approximatly? It's my grandma's 96th B-day so I may have to drive back for dinner.
Bring her along! :dancing:

Yea..
Ahh Yea...
Ahh Yea This One's Deticated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back
All the Older Ladies Out There
Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are
Whoo...
I Need You, Boomin' Granny
I Said I Want You, Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Planty
Well It Might Sound Odd, It Might Sound Corny
But Here's Some Sex Rhymes For Those That Are Horny
For Your Boomin' Granny With The Boomin' System
Said I Love Ya Won't Leave Ya So You Got To Listen
See I'm Talkin' About The Way That I'm Feeling
You're So Lovely Lengthy And So Appealing
A Sassy Sophisicated Sexy Lady
Well I'm 26 And You're 80
The Clock Is Ticking So You Better Not Front
We Can Go To (? ?) Or We Could Smoke A Blunt
Well You're A Lovely Girl, Just Like Bea Arthur
Just Turn Down The Lights So We Can Go Farther
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plety
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya, Boomin' Granny
Because I Need You Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty
 

Edgy

Monkey
May 1, 2003
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dhtahoe said:
As many of you know I will be getting married at this years SOC. My buddies/team-mates Mark Weir and Forrest Arakawa are putting on a pretty wild party in the bay and I was wondering if any Monkeys would like to attend. Just shout out or drop a PM if you want to come.

Town
Sure wouldn't want to rain on your parade and I only suggest this because I'm deep in it and I wouldn't want a bro, especially an MTB brother to ever have to experience what I am currently going through. Prenuptual! Don't get me wrong I LOVE women and would probably marry again but your in California right? Cal divorce laws are so heavily favored on the womens side. Heaven forbid you guys ever split...but if you make more $ than your spouse does and you have children or you own a home...you might want to cover your a$$. Remember men act on logic and women act on emotion...one day things are great the next day a complete 180. I now, because of legal fees, child/spousal support, etc. stand to lose my home and with the child/spousal support I am completely broke or in the minus. Ever heard of Tom Leykis...well he maybe wrong about many things but he is DEAD ON about women/divorce/Cal law.

Just a heads up...just because I'm getting screwed , doesn't mean you or anbody else has to to. Its funny.. I ride with Rabie, W4S, GunShow and a few other fellow monkeys and every weekend when we go for a ride it's like..."so Edgy whats the battle like this week?" A song that comes to mind is SlipKnots- "Duality"

Peace and good luck :thumb:
 

dhtahoe

I LOVE NORBA!!!!
Feb 4, 2002
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Edgy said:
Sure wouldn't want to rain on your parade and I only suggest this because I'm deep in it and I wouldn't want a bro, especially an MTB brother to ever have to experience what I am currently going through. Prenuptual! Don't get me wrong I LOVE women and would probably marry again but your in California right? Cal divorce laws are so heavily favored on the womens side. Heaven forbid you guys ever split...but if you make more $ than your spouse does and you have children or you own a home...you might want to cover your a$$. Remember men act on logic and women act on emotion...one day things are great the next day a complete 180. I now, because of legal fees, child/spousal support, etc. stand to lose my home and with the child/spousal support I am completely broke or in the minus. Ever heard of Tom Leykis...well he maybe wrong about many things but he is DEAD ON about women/divorce/Cal law.

Just a heads up...just because I'm getting screwed , doesn't mean you or anbody else has to to. Its funny.. I ride with Rabie, W4S, GunShow and a few other fellow monkeys and every weekend when we go for a ride it's like..."so Edgy whats the battle like this week?" A song that comes to mind is SlipKnots- "Duality"

Peace and good luck :thumb:
:eek: :help: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. :confused: