[MMcG]

and then come to realize it later in the day?

I looked at myself in a mirror a few minutes ago and realized that I forgot to shave this a.m.

Good thing I don't have any meetings scheduled today.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Yeah, I forget stuff. Usually it's things like taking out the garbage and feeding/watering the cats. Fortunately, MBC gets up about an hour after me and is pretty good about correcting what I forget to do. Of course, she lets me know about it.

 

[dh girlie]

Yeah, I forget stuff. Usually it's things like taking out the garbage and feeding/watering the cats. Fortunately, MBC gets up about an hour after me and is pretty good about correcting what I forget to do. Of course, she lets me know about it.

you water your cats?

 

[binary visions]

I walked out of the house yesterday without my wallet OR my watch.

I spent the whole day unconsciously touching my wrist and my back pocket because it felt weird... I'm sure I looked funny walking down the hallways at work patting my ass

 

[narlus]

that's the main reason i have a beard. shaving sucks. a neck/cheek trim a couple times a week in the shower and i'm good to go.

 

[manziman]

There have been days where I forgot to wear underwear. That was interesting.

 

[Ridemonkey]

I have an ongoing and epic struggle with the coffee maker in the morning. The paradox is that I can't seem to make coffee without a cup of coffee. I have put no coffee in the filter at all and had nothing but hot water. I have forgotten to grind the beans and put the whole beans in the filter.

The worst though is that several times I have shaved and forgot half of my mustache. That's an embarrasing thing to discover at the end of the day.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I have an ongoing and epic struggle with the coffee maker in the morning. The paradox is that I can't seem to make coffee without a cup of coffee. I have put no coffee in the filter at all and had nothing but hot water. I have forgotten to grind the beans and put the whole beans in the filter.

You need to load the coffee maker with filter, grounds, and water the night before, so all you have to do is turn the thing on in the morning.

 

[Wingnut]

I seem to miss the same step every once in a while.

The step: Taking my keys out of the drawer.
The result: Me being locked out of my house.

 

[DRB]

I seem to forget to wash my hair some mornings. I don't really notice it until about half way thru the day and it starts getting greazy looking.

Amen to shavin' once a week.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

You need to load the coffee maker with filter, grounds, and water the night before, so all you have to do is turn the thing on in the morning.

Or get the one with the timer and prep it the night before.................then to remember that

 

[Brian HCM#1]

you water your cats?

How else to they grow?

 

[Atomic Dog]

Typical morning for me:

Head out the door, get in the car and start it up...damn, forgot to bring the stereo faceplate out.
Head back in the house, grab the faceplate, then out to the car...damn, left my cup of coffee on the counter.
Head back into the house, get the coffee, then back out to the car. Back out of the driveway....dammit, forgot my work badge!
Pull back into the driveway, then back into the house to get the badge, then back out to the car.
Finally get on the road to work, halfway there...ah crap, I left my lunch at home! :mumble:

I usually eat lunch out at least once a week.

Oh, and not me, but a guy here at work forgets to take those snore strip thingies off his nose at least once a week or so.

 

[laura]

once, and only once, i forgot to brush my teeth before i left for class. once i realized what happened i couldn't stop thinking about ow gross my teeth were and i had to cut out of class to go home and brush them.


i give myself so much time to get ready in the morning that i rarely leave out a step.

 

[Slugman]

that's the main reason i have a beard. shaving sucks. a neck/cheek trim a couple times a week in the shower and i'm good to go.

Amen to shavin' once a week.

LOL - that would be nice... I can go from clean shaven to a full beard in a week!

I have 2 sets of keys - home and work. I hate to have them onthe same ring b/c they hang down and hit my leg when I drive. So I separated them... which of course means that I forget my work keys about once a week. Since I get in before most of my co-workers, I'm stuck outside waiting for someone else to show up...

 

[llkoolkeg]

The only two steps I've skipped over by mistake are the application of deodorant(I keep a bathroom kit in my office) and zipping my fly. Yesterday, I somehow was at work for 2 hours with my fly unzipped. I was just about to take my first coffee piss of the day when I realized that it was already down. I walked across the parking lot, through a hallway, and to the printer at least a few times with the front door open. Fortunately nobody noticed or at minimum, had the temerity to point it out.

 

[-BB-]

and then come to realize it later in the day?

I looked at myself in a mirror a few minutes ago and realized that I forgot to shave this a.m.

Good thing I don't have any meetings scheduled today.

Dude.. I once shaved HALF my face and then came to work.
The battery died half way through, so I was going to recharge it for half an hour and then do the rest.
Of course I forgot.


Luckily I lived quite close so I could go home and finish it once someone pointed it out.

 

[Fathead]

trim a couple times a week in the shower

That's a step I'd like to implement at my house.

SOMEBODY keeps forgetting the morning nookie.

 

[Heidi]

I'm totally NOT kidding...I have gotten to work and realized I wasn't wearing a bra.

 

[MMcG]

I'm totally NOT kidding...I have gotten to work and realized I wasn't wearing a bra.

That's hot!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I'm totally NOT kidding...I have gotten to work and realized I wasn't wearing a bra.

And the problem would be?

 

[Yossarian]

Yeah, forgot....it just happened to be "ask for a raise day" too

 

[dh girlie]

The only two steps I've skipped over by mistake are the application of deodorant(I keep a bathroom kit in my office) and zipping my fly. Yesterday, I somehow was at work for 2 hours with my fly unzipped. I was just about to take my first coffee piss of the day when I realized that it was already down. I walked across the parking lot, through a hallway, and to the printer at least a few times with the front door open. Fortunately nobody noticed or at minimum, had the temerity to point it out.

AHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Megan Black]

I'm totally NOT kidding...I have gotten to work and realized I wasn't wearing a bra.

luckily, it was "ask for a raise day" for her too

 

[Toshi]

I'm totally NOT kidding...I have gotten to work and realized I wasn't wearing a bra.

That's hot!

And the problem would be?

Dude.. I once shaved HALF my face and then came to work.

the final i just took had a question involving shaving half of the face. the question itself was of what's the condition where the patient doesn't realize that they have a neglect disorder after a stroke or other brain injury, the answer being anosognosia. i'd be dead if it were not multiple choice

 

[narlus]

i remember in one of my college math classes, the TA worked in an extra credit question on test, which involved the growth of his facial hair and differential equations.

it's sad how much i've forgotten. i couldn't do any of that crap now.

 

[-BB-]

And the problem would be?

No one can concentrate?

 

[JMAC]

For me it's usaully forgetting to drink coffee in the morning and falling asleep through my first class. However, more often than not, when going to school i put my bag in the back seat. I park my car and walk across the 2 football feilds which are covered in ice and crazy wind lately. When I get in the school I realize I forgot my bag in the car.
I have to walk all the way back. It's a real pain

 

[Damn True]

Wow, this is certainly funny, interesting, bike related and useful.

Way to go Echo! You are killin it with the mod thing.

 

[Echo]

You are officially the biggest whiner on RM. Get over it, nobody cares about your stupid fetish with fat dudes.

 

[Skookum]

i can be a total scuzzball at my work.
the only thing i have to remember is my tools and looking at RM in the morning so i can have a good laugh at posts of Echo and Damn True hatin on each other to make my commute better.

 

[berkshire_rider]

Back out of the driveway....dammit, forgot my work badge!

I cured that problem after getting all the way to work before realizing I left the badge home on the dresser one morning. Now I leave it in the car.

 

[biggins]

I cured that problem after getting all the way to work before realizing I left the badge home on the dresser one morning. Now I leave it in the car.

badges? we dont need no stinkin badges!!!!

uhm i dont really forget to do anything. i dont shave often cause i dont care, i wear a hat instead of brushing my hair cause uhmmmm idont care, and i dont tuck in my shirt half the time cause, you guessed it, i dont care.

 

[Skookum]

badges? we dont need no stinkin badges!!!!

uhm i dont really forget to do anything. i dont shave often cause i dont care, i wear a hat instead of brushing my hair cause uhmmmm idont care, and i dont tuck in my shirt half the time cause, you guessed it, i dont care.

You need a job in construction. it's one of the perks, i haven't worn a suit since my prom.

 

[GumbaFish]

I cant say I really miss steps before I leave the house. However on the other hand I have been known to miss a step while leaving the house (aka the front step) in which case I nonchalantly look around and recover myself and keep walking. I know it isnt what you really meant by miss a step, but I know sometimes the neighbors get a little laugh out of it if they see it happen when they are getting their paper or something lol.

 

[berkshire_rider]

You need a job in construction. it's one of the perks, i haven't worn a suit since my prom

Not quite the construction dress code, but my office work enviornments have all been casual dress. Only time I wear a tie is to an interview.