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macko said:
I've not faired well in a fight ever, that didn't involve chairs. It doesn't sound like there were any chairs, so I would've gotten a whoopin'. Who uses "gook"??? What an idiot.:mumble:
Did you ever wish you threw that first punch?
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I've not faired well in a fight ever, that didn't involve chairs. It doesn't sound like there were any chairs, so I would've gotten a whoopin'. Who uses "gook"??? What an idiot.:mumble:
You should've taken out a shank, eviscerated him and then made some human haggis with his innards. 
recently some p.a.k. was tailgating me so close in a 30mph residential area, that i couldn't even see his grill.
the dumba.. is getting so enraged that i'm doing the limit.that he's pounding on the dashboard.
when i finally use my signal and turn left into my driveway, he makes one of the biggest mistakes of his young life.
he followed me in.
as he slid to a halt and jumped out of his car, the last thing he figured to emerge from a little toyota celica. was a 6ft3in 200lb redneck who's filthy dirty from trailbuilding all day. headin straight for him faster than he's headin for me.
i "explained" to him that the first punch was all his, but that the rest would be all mine. and that i wouldn't stop after he was unconsious.
by then his woman (who i'm sure this was all for.) was screaming for him to get back in the car, and he didn't know whether to sh.. or go blind. you could tell he had to do something to save face with her. so he starts trash talkin, and i'm just standing there laughing in his face.
then he starts backing up. then his gal climbs from the car trying to get him back inside.
he does and then leaves.
i wanted sooo bad to clobber him. but it's not worth getting encarcerated for.
the bast part of the day though, was that i built a really nice jump !
the dumba.. is getting so enraged that i'm doing the limit.that he's pounding on the dashboard.
when i finally use my signal and turn left into my driveway, he makes one of the biggest mistakes of his young life.
he followed me in.
as he slid to a halt and jumped out of his car, the last thing he figured to emerge from a little toyota celica. was a 6ft3in 200lb redneck who's filthy dirty from trailbuilding all day. headin straight for him faster than he's headin for me.
i "explained" to him that the first punch was all his, but that the rest would be all mine. and that i wouldn't stop after he was unconsious.
by then his woman (who i'm sure this was all for.) was screaming for him to get back in the car, and he didn't know whether to sh.. or go blind. you could tell he had to do something to save face with her. so he starts trash talkin, and i'm just standing there laughing in his face.
then he starts backing up. then his gal climbs from the car trying to get him back inside.
he does and then leaves.
i wanted sooo bad to clobber him. but it's not worth getting encarcerated for.
the bast part of the day though, was that i built a really nice jump !
Paul,Dog Welder said:
I remeber crashing a couple times that weekend, but none of them were as painful as that punch. I still think that is was well worth the pain.
Mike,
Where the hell have you been lately. What state/country are you living in these days? Are you protecting some important people?
Still in Washington DC training till June...then I'm in San Fran for 2 years. We will all have to meet up some weekend when I'm not traveling...mammoth anyone? (snow, too...) I'll likely be in New York during Sea Otter, though.Metal said:
MD
wow I had totally forgot about that...as I started reading though...I began laughing all over againDog Welder said:
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MikeD said:
Damn I will no longer be a resident of the US after July 1st...maybe we can get a whistler trip organized
coulda, shoulda, woulda... I know how ya feel, like you wanna upper-cut a punk ass