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ink:Did you guys see last nights Big Brother!
- Thread starter Tenchiro
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Damn. I missed it. 
yes I liked the bit where the person did that thing to the other person. 
I thought the sleeping bit was riveting.
(Am I getting this right?)
(Am I getting this right?)
Why the **** are you watching that ****
What **!*? Did I miss it?
Your cruising for a bruising
Sounds like a fair trade.ukjason said:
You know when that guy did the thing, with that chick! ]
That was awesome!
That was awesome!
Did you see when the one guy drank all that whiskey and beat up the other guy?
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How about when that chick snuck into the men's dorm and try to seduce the guy that no-one realised was gay?
Did you see the part where she succeeded? :hot:fluff said:
Dammit, I knew I should not have gone to sleep. I don't suppose you have it recorded?robdamanii said:
What's funny is that the US people have no idea the level of coverage UK Big Brother has?fluff said:
They should think themselves lucky!
extremely lucky
So what happened on the show last night Jason?
Is this an actual show? I thought it was a joke...
I assure you, no joke.
Ask Jason all about it.:evil:
Ask Jason all about it.:evil:
ukJason, tell me....
Yeah - I nominate ukjason as our official Big Brother update monkey.
ukjason, by the power unvested in me by Ridemonkey and the KoF, you are hereby required to give an update each day on the events of the previous day's Big Brother house.
ukjason, by the power unvested in me by Ridemonkey and the KoF, you are hereby required to give an update each day on the events of the previous day's Big Brother house.
Motion 2nded
Of course. I replay it nightly.fluff said:
I'm on pins and needles here waiting for the update ukjason. Don't disapoint us.
I heard last night a guy did a thing, with a chick. Then something else happened to another guy.
ukjason, please provide us with a torrent to the highlight reel.
ukjason, please provide us with a torrent to the highlight reel.
You didn't hear? The guy did that thing to the other guy.Tenchiro said:
OMG! :hot:robdamanii said:
Big brother latest news
All the housemates have been killed by a crazy man and the show has been canceld
End news
All the housemates have been killed by a crazy man and the show has been canceld
End news
I don't think ukjason is taking his new role seriously. How should we censure him?
A custom title perhaps?
Oh and we all put a question to him about bigbrother in our sigs......
Oh and we all put a question to him about bigbrother in our sigs......
You bastards
Not true!!
I'm sure they were married.
I'm sure they were married.
As the assistant to the KOF's pissboy, you must take your duties more seriously, one of which is the daily Big Brother UK update.ukjason said:
I'm already rather upset with your entire country and would hate to turn it into Iraq II, but these this and the whole cleavage thing are serious and I am a rather petty individual.
So what's the latest hap's on the show Jason?
I'm getting withdrawl symptoms here.
I'm getting withdrawl symptoms here.
The guy got arrested for doing that thing to the other guy.
robdamanii said:
Really.... Jason can you as our official Big Brother update monkey confirm this for us?