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Dildo Cops Come Up Short

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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Bad dildo police! No doughnut for you!


Charges Dropped Against Texas Teacher Who Sold Sex Toys
CNEWS | 7/19/04

CLEBURNE, Texas (AP) - An obscenity charge has been dropped against a woman who received widespread attention when she was arrested for selling two sex toys to undercover police officers posing as a couple.

A judge dismissed the case against Joanne Webb, Johnson County Attorney Bill Moore said Friday in a statement. He said he asked the judge for the dismissal to prevent wasting county resources but didn't say when the dismissal occurred.

No one answered the phone at Moore's office Saturday morning.

Webb, a former Grade 5 teacher, started selling erotic toys and other adult products last year. The Passion Parties Inc. consultant hosts what she calls Tupperware-type parties for suburban housewives who feel more comfortable buying marital aids in a private home than at an adult bookstore or on the Internet.

Webb was arrested Nov. 13, about a month after the undercover officers approached her at her husband's business in Burleson, about 15 kilometres south of Fort Worth and bought two products. Had she been convicted of violating Texas obscenity law, she could have been sentenced to a year in jail.

Webb's lawyer, BeAnn Sisemore, said she and her client are pleased with the dismissal.

"We knew that it was a possibility but we weren't contacted," she told the Cleburne Times-Review newspaper for its Sunday edition.

Under the state's obscenity code, an obscene device is a simulated sexual organ or an item designed to stimulate the genitals. Adult stores evade the law by posting signs that say: "Sold only as novelties."

Moore said a pending federal lawsuit filed by Sisemore would determine the constitutionality of the obscenity statute Webb was accused of violating.
 

Changleen

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Jan 9, 2004
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So in Texas you can buy guns but you have to use a loophole in the law to buy and sell sex toys?

WTF?

Is that a subtle form of population control?
 

Lefty

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Jun 14, 2003
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Wahahaha, i read it today in the newspaper. My coworkers and i laughed up really loud. Imo a dildo is not a lethal weapon. So it can';t kill you. Better 10 dildoos in your closet, then one bullet in your head.
 

Lefty

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Jun 14, 2003
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Megan calls me a babe.
llkoolkeg said:
I always wanted to open up a privacy-friendly combination head shop/adult toys business licensed under Tommy Chong's name.

CHONG'S DONGS&BONGS
"high-class ass&glass "
Do you mean by " headshop" that they can give head .