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binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Where the hell did the term "dillhole" come from anyway?

If it has anything to do with dill pickles and the potential oriface into which they might be inserted, I'm curious as to what in particular made someone choose a dill pickle in particular (versus, say, a kielbasa).

If this is not the explanation... what is?
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Echo said:
I never thought about the meaning, I just thought it was a funny word. Dillhole.
It is kind of funny.

Dillhole. Dill. Hole. Dillhole dillhole dillhole dillholedillholedillhole.

Dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole dillhole.

Yeah.

Not so funny any more.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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I find this entire thread to be offensive. We should be more sensitive to the dillholes of the world. It's not their fault that they're dillholes.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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holy crap, y'all are a bunch of tree-hugging hippies. When ya gonna douse on the patchoulli and start dancing?
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
binary visions said:
Where the hell did the term "dillhole" come from anyway?

If it has anything to do with dill pickles and the potential oriface into which they might be inserted, I'm curious as to what in particular made someone choose a dill pickle in particular (versus, say, a kielbasa).

If this is not the explanation... what is?
Why the hell would anyone decide to use a vlassic instead of an unpickled cucumber anyway? Internet porn clearly proves that rigidity and unsquishiness are highly desirable traits in any meat substitute. I would think choosing a pickle if one were "in a pinch" could lead to the undesirable release of salt, spices and vinegar into the surrounding tissues. Follow Safety Sam, the 0 accidents man, and use the right tool for the right job.
 
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