I was going to have chowder, but when I was microwaving it (which I've done hundreds of times before) it exploded for no reason. I saw it, there was a big bang, and the bowl literally flew up a few inches and turned upside down.
I had to settle for a pb and j. It was really good j though. Homade. Then I went to the icecream place, and we got free icecream because we're in the know.