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LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
just remembered a conversation with a co-worker...

her: we're ordering lunch, want something?
me: thanks, brought lunch, can't really afford to eat out.
her: yeah, I wouldn't have money to eat out either if it wasn't for... child support.


WTF?
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
LordOpie said:
just remembered a conversation with a co-worker...

her: we're ordering lunch, want something?
me: thanks, brought lunch, can't really afford to eat out.
her: yeah, I wouldn't have money to eat out either if it wasn't for... child support.


WTF?
I hate women.
 

DroppinaNorco

Monkey
Mar 4, 2004
158
0
Sac Town
wow. did u punch her in the face rite then and there? metaphorically of course.

^^ that was slightly out of line. but essentially gets across my feelings.
 

justsomeguy

Monkey
Oct 3, 2005
723
0
sanjuro said:

Too easy!
Gratuitous Xmas lights: Check!

Gratuitous bad chain tat: Check!

Gratuitous scraggly redneck 5 o'clock shadow: Check!

Gratuitous frightened chick who has to laugh to escape the clutches of drunken redneck warrior:

CHECK!!
 

Chunky Munkey

Herpes!
May 10, 2006
447
0
is ALWAYS key I say...
justsomeguy said:
Gratuitous Xmas lights: Check!



Gratuitous bad chain tat: Check!

Gratuitous scraggly redneck 5 o'clock shadow: Check!

Gratuitous frightened chick who has to laugh to escape the clutches of drunken redneck warrior:

CHECK!!
Leaving the door open posting your picture up on a mountain bike website so someone can retouch you kissing CARROT TOP... PRICELESS! :rofl:

Sorry dude, I couldn't help myself.
Just poking a little fun.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
LordOpie said:
just remembered a conversation with a co-worker...

her: we're ordering lunch, want something?
me: thanks, brought lunch, can't really afford to eat out.
her: yeah, I wouldn't have money to eat out either if it wasn't for... child support.


WTF?
Yeah, all single mums should be one step out of the poor-house.:rolleyes:
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,151
1,253
NC
Chunky Munkey said:
Leaving the door open posting your picture up on a mountain bike website so someone can retouch you kissing CARROT TOP... PRICELESS! :rofl:

Sorry dude, I couldn't help myself.
Just poking a little fun.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is so freakin' disturbing.

I wish I had more approval to give :D
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,151
1,253
NC
Oh Jesus, I never noticed the Carrot Top tattoo the first time! :rofl:

I nominate Chunky Munkey for funniest n00b :D
 

moff_quigley

Why don't you have a seat over there?
Jan 27, 2005
4,402
2
Poseurville
Chunky Munkey said:
Leaving the door open posting your picture up on a mountain bike website so someone can retouch you kissing CARROT TOP... PRICELESS! :rofl:

Sorry dude, I couldn't help myself.
Just poking a little fun.
Wow! Awesome chop. I approve. ROFL.
 
J

JRB

Guest
Carrot Top is funny yes, but that is the first time ever that JSG's condescending ass made me laugh too.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
valve bouncer said:
Yeah, all single mums should be one step out of the poor-house.:rolleyes:
What part of "child support" confused you?

She also gets spousal support. She drives a new SUV.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Chunky Munkey said:
Thank you for the kudos! I was expecting the guy to be REALLY mad and have to take it down but I guess he has a good sense of humor. OR he hasn't seen it yet. Not sure.
I like to make fun of people. If someone gets me good, I laugh as well. Nice work. I laughed.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
BurlyShirley said:
I like to make fun of people. If someone gets me good, I laugh as well. Nice work. I laughed.
i'm gonna have to modify that armor i was supposed to have sent you a month ago. i :heart: Carrot Top in the chest plate.
 

XM DUDE

Chimp
May 6, 2006
7
0
LordOpie said:
just remembered a conversation with a co-worker...

her: we're ordering lunch, want something?
me: thanks, brought lunch, can't really afford to eat out.
her: yeah, I wouldn't have money to eat out either if it wasn't for... child support.


WTF?
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! DON'T EVER DATE THIS WOMAN!
 

cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
2,924
2
Arkansas
if a woman wants child support money she should have to provide receipts showing she's all of the money to help the kid...i work at a grocery store where we cash checks and so many people come in with their kid and cash their check then buy a carton of cigs...pisses me off everytime i see that
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
LordOpie said:
What part of "child support" confused you?

She also gets spousal support. She drives a new SUV.
Out of interest, what does her ex-husband/father of her child do for a living?

Plus if she's working then she's not living off him entirely.

As for the 'child support' bit, if that gives her sufficient disposable income to be able to eat out what is so terrible, should she be forced to never have money to spare simply because she has a child and no husband?

Any chance of all the facts or are you too bitter?
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
cannondalejunky said:
if a woman wants child support money she should have to provide receipts showing she's all of the money to help the kid...i work at a grocery store where we cash checks and so many people come in with their kid and cash their check then buy a carton of cigs...pisses me off everytime i see that
Why exactly?
 

lovebunny

can i lick your balls?
Dec 14, 2003
7,317
245
San Diego, California, United States
fluff said:
Out of interest, what does her ex-husband/father of her child do for a living?

Plus if she's working then she's not living off him entirely.

As for the 'child support' bit, if that gives her sufficient disposable income to be able to eat out what is so terrible, should she be forced to never have money to spare simply because she has a child and no husband?

Any chance of all the facts or are you too bitter?
because thats not what child support money is for. child support money is to put clothes on the kids back and to feed him.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
lovebunny said:
because thats not what child support money is for. child support money is to put clothes on the kids back and to feed him.
So how do you know she's using the child support money for eating out. She has a job, maybe she uses that money. Do you people all believe that this women should be starving in a garret?
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
valve bouncer said:
So how do you know she's using the child support money for eating out. She has a job, maybe she uses that money. Do you people all believe that this women should be starving in a garret?
Yup, you beat me to it.

It's also to house the child, keep them warm, safe, healthy and it's a lot more expensive than just food and clothes. That's just a bit of info for the hard-of-thinking.
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Seriously... as the dad makes more money, he should be paying more child support. The idea as far as I'm concerned is that child support should be as transparent to the kid as possible. One would assume that if the parents were still together, as they made more money, they would be spending more on their kid accordingly..
 

ÆX

Turbo Monkey
Sep 8, 2001
4,920
18
NM
binary visions said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is so freakin' disturbing.

I wish I had more approval to give :D
66 posts and he is already way up on the meter.

i'm going to look at what else funny you have said..........
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
fluff said:
As for the 'child support' bit, if that gives her sufficient disposable income to be able to eat out what is so terrible, should she be forced to never have money to spare simply because she has a child and no husband?
What part of "spousal support" confused you?

fvcking liberals.