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Do you remember the day when you stopped walking and started waddling?

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  1. stinkyboy

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    I think it was when states decided that being over weight was a handicap, and gave them the right to park in handicap spots. Taking away any possibility that these folks will get any type of excersise...
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    here I thought this was going to be a follow up to the should I shave my junk thread...I thought you were going to say you did it, and the stubble started growing in...HAHAHAHAHAA
     
  4. Westy

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    Even worse is the number of fat kids I see. Not talking chubby but folds at the knees and ankles fat. I've said it before we could kill to birds with one stone. Set up human fat rendering plants, Get liposuction and your gas tank filled all at the same time.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Actually, the deed was done, and being Mr. Clean, makes me uncomfortable sitting at the computer all day. Many adjustments and ventilation techniques are now needed...
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    *sigh*

    America needs to get the hell off their Nintendos and start doing something.

    I could never be a fat guy...if I can't see my package, I'll have to throw out everything in the fridge until the fat ball recedes enough to be able to say HI to my buddy in the morning.
     
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    Lemme guess...you have to peel it off your thigh every now and then, right?
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Hey I got a pair of cotton boxers from the gap (to sleep in) and they have those little elephants on em...
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    You learn to deal with that.

    A little baby powder keeps it all nice and loose.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    The boys are not happy. It's like a greenhouse down there!
     
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    ohhhh...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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    Buwahahahahaha!!!!!

    Dude... that's just wrong... :nuts: :help:
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Things like that make me wonder WHY I'm going to become a doctor and help these morons.
     
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    he should have just told her how it really is............."Lose some weight you fvcking fat ass, no one can stand to look at you and sure as hell don't want to touch you"

    that would have been a much better story
     
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    signs that the apocalypse is near
     
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    Well, it wasn't from being fat but I got some really bad crotch rot on a ride one time and ended up waddling around bow-legged for a few days. :eek:

    I thought I would share...
     
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    You're gonna be a doctor?
     
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    You got crotchrot get some gold bond powder and rub it all down in there... nothing quite lioke it. if the **** had a religion, id be pope. if your really adventerous- go extra strength.. but watch out youll think you have frostbite.
     
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    Chiropractic school does not a doctor make...
     
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    Ohhhh...a chiropractor...gotcha...
     
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    Dude, I hear Icy Hot totally solves that problem.
     
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    If it has Dr. in front of the name, then somehow it does...
     
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    Good lord what is this world coming too! It's his damn job to tell people if they're overweight. If he didn't, we'd have a bunch of fat people suing their doctors claiming they were not informed they were obese and that their weight could cause potential health problems!!!
     
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    Catch 22. People don't want to hear it, and are so damn sue happy in this country that if you look at someone crosseyed, you're going to get a lawsuit slapped across your face.

    People need to stop being so damn PC and sensitive and toughen the hell up every now and then.
     
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    dont use the regular baby powder, get the stuff with cornstarch. works much better.
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Ummmmmmmmmm.......... or you could just use cornstarch. That $hit's cheap. :D
     
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    Look at all the little piggies, leading piggy lives.
     
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    why does that sound like a movie quote...almost something Tyler Durden would say...
     
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