[dh girlie]

A Douche Bag - With Enema Attachments


Are you a heavy doucher? If you are, this product can save you a bunch of money. If you use a reusable douche bag you can save a significant amount of money over buying disposable douches.

This particular douche bag can also be used as a hot water bottle, ice pack, or enema bag. The kit includes everything you will need including:

Water bottle
Tubing
Adapter cap
Stopper
Pipe adapter
Hook
Douche Pipe
Enema Pipe


How can you go wrong?

Please do not tell me this is real...please tell me this is you at work with your mad photoshop skills...what would one do with a hook while enema-ing or douche-ing...

 

[DRB]

if you need a 100 oz douche, you've got some serious issues to deal with.

So many potential responses......

 

[dh girlie]

So many potential responses......

we already covered Oprah and someone else and big cootches in general...

 

[laura]

Please do not tell me this is real...please tell me this is you at work with your mad photoshop skills...what would one do with a hook while enema-ing or douche-ing...

looks like to me you use it to hang the bag on the shower curtain rod so that you have both hands free for full manuverability.

is that thing reusable? gross!

 

[Polandspring88]

Please do not tell me this is real...please tell me this is you at work with your mad photoshop skills...what would one do with a hook while enema-ing or douche-ing...

You could take the hook and pretend you were a pirate.

 

[DRB]

we already covered Oprah and someone else and big cootches in general...

Actually I was thinking about taking a pot shot a little closer......

 

[dh girlie]

looks like to me you use it to hang the bag on the shower curtain rod so that you have both hands free for full manuverability.

is that thing reusable? gross!

Ugh...I feel sick now...reusable...

 

[H8R]

looks like to me you use it to hang the bag on the shower curtain rod so that you have both hands free for full manuverability.

is that thing reusable? gross!

AND you can use it as a hot water bottle. Cozy up with the douche bag under the covers on those long winter nights.

 

[dh girlie]

AND you can use it as a hot water bottle. Cozy up with the douche bag under the covers on those long winter nights.

HAHAHAHA! Shut up...that thing is really real?

 

[bluebug32]

I've always thought of a camelbak as resembling a catheter attached to one of the bags that collects urine that you see people hobbling around with at the hospital.

 

[Polandspring88]

I've always thought of a camelbak as resembling a catheter attached to one of the bags that collects urine that you see people hobbling around with at the hospital.

I'd rather kill myself than try and fit that drinking hose up my urethra.

 

[dh girlie]

looks like to me you use it to hang the bag on the shower curtain rod so that you have both hands free for full manuverability.

is that thing reusable? gross!

Why on earth I wonder...would anyone want the flow from a douche or an enema in the SHOWER...sick...

 

[DRB]

Why on earth I wonder...would anyone want the flow from a douche or an enema in the SHOWER...sick...

What you wanna do it in the kitchen? Maybe out back with the hose?

 

[H8R]

HAHAHAHA! Shut up...that thing is really real?

From the appropriately named shopinprivate.com

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/doucbagwiten.html

 

[dh girlie]

What you wanna do it in the kitchen? Maybe out back with the hose?

AHAHAHAHAHAH! Well...I haven't really thought about it to be quite honest...but I certaily would not want to get into the shower after someone had recently irrigated their cootch or ass...

 

[DRB]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! Well...I haven't really thought about it to be quite honest...but I certaily would not want to get into the shower after someone had recently irrigated their cootch or ass...

See now the shower doesn't seem like such a bad place.

 

[robdamanii]

we already covered Oprah and someone else and big cootches in general...

We're talking about Pat Battle here man. PAT BATTLE!

http://patbattle.com/

 

[stinkyboy]

but I certaily would not want to get into the shower after someone had recently irrigated their cootch or ass...

 

[OGRipper]

^^^^Now that's funny. Manzi needs to hang with mosh pit girl.

 

[dh girlie]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DDDDDAAAAMMNNNNN!

 

[Reactor]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DDDDDAAAAMMNNNNN!

 

[dh girlie]

Oh that one is GREAT!

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

funniest thread involving sheep and douche bags EVER

 

[captainpolution]

yep

 

[downhillzeypher]

OMFG. RM needs to archive this.

 

[Ciaran]

Oh man, I didn't know Manziman was Scottish!

Manziland - Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.


Effin great pic!

 

[dh girlie]

Oh man, I didn't know Manziman was Scottish!

Manziland - Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.


Effin great pic!

Classic pic! Someone needs that for their avatar!

 

[ridetoofast]

We're talking about Pat Battle here man. PAT BATTLE!

http://patbattle.com/

id hit it...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

id hit it...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

More cushion for the pushin'???

 

[Reactor]

More cushion for the pushin'???

I heard their fur is packed with lanolin, so it's like a ready supply of lube at your "finger" tips.

 

[narlus]

did valve bouncer let you in on that little secret?

 

[JRB]

hmm....does a camelbak bladder look like a douche bag? good question. you be the judge:

i'd have to say no.

Wow - your best work to date.

 

[JRB]

What you wanna do it in the kitchen? Maybe out back with the hose?

Careful with the pressure though.

 

[JRB]

Maybe it's because Julie's granny left one in the house, but it doesn't seem so weird to me. Dirty c**t, now that sounds weird.

 

[skinny mike]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! bad thoughts!!!!! i found one of those in my rents bathroom a year or two ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no amount of therapy will ever fix the amount of scarring that my brain has just recieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Polandspring88]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! bad thoughts!!!!! i found one of those in my rents bathroom a year or two ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no amount of therapy will ever fix the amount of scarring that my brain has just recieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should tell them that they are not an effective method of birth control and actually help push the spermatoza up to their destination. Unless of course they are using it as an enema bag....then I do not know what I can possibly say to console you.

 

[hooples3]

A Douche Bag - With Enema Attachments


Are you a heavy doucher? If you are, this product can save you a bunch of money. If you use a reusable douche bag you can save a significant amount of money over buying disposable douches.

This particular douche bag can also be used as a hot water bottle, ice pack, or enema bag. The kit includes everything you will need including:

Water bottle
Tubing
Adapter cap
Stopper
Pipe adapter
Hook
Douche Pipe
Enema Pipe


How can you go wrong?

wow you probably can get another attachment and do both at once.. save time

 

[Reactor]

I'd find a used one and leave it on your bosses desk. :evil:

 

[robdamanii]

You should tell them that they are not an effective method of birth control and actually help push the spermatoza up to their destination. Unless of course they are using it as an enema bag....then I do not know what I can possibly say to console you.

I suppose that the thought of his parents practicing uber clean anal sex is out of the mix for comfort then?