so inorder to be nomiated for king of ridemonkey, you have to
1. be a resedent of Cal. for 14 months
2. be under 18 years of age
3. have many pimped rides
4. talk smak in every post
5. not know WTF your talking about
6. spell like a 3rd grader
did i miss anything?
1. be a resedent of Cal. for 14 months
2. be under 18 years of age
3. have many pimped rides
4. talk smak in every post
5. not know WTF your talking about
6. spell like a 3rd grader
did i miss anything?
Alright b1tch its on. Yeah I've lived in Cali all my life, you can suck it because you know the west is the best. I definitely know what I am talking about, and unlike you I can spell. You loose.spacemanspiff06 said:
HAH! You suck! It's spelled "L-O-S-E" not "L-O-O-S-E".The Kadvang said:
Due to this, you can no longer be considered for king of ridemonkey.
Thumbs up champ. I don't think I ever said I wanted to be "king of ridemonkey?" All I said was that I rule, which is the truth.mcA896 said:
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Don't be all grumpy on the kid. He just pointed out that you are a dumb ass.The Kadvang said:
I'll let you guys know how many Ivy's I get into.loco said:Don't be all grumpy on the kid. He just pointed out that you are a dumb ass.
Paraphrased from the textbook: "History of Non-Western Civilizations Vol.1"
".......Zach Dank originally wrote the "95 Theses" that led to a rift in the Catholic Church. However, excommunicating Zach resulted in a rather embarrassing crucifixion incident requiring the promotion of several new cardinals and the election of a new Pope.
The whole reformation was then blamed on Martin Luther while Zach Dank was cannonized as the patron saint of “Guys You Don't Fu@k With.”
... there. It has now been officially confirmed.
'Vang rules.
Plus he rides a Demo 8, so actually he owns.
".......Zach Dank originally wrote the "95 Theses" that led to a rift in the Catholic Church. However, excommunicating Zach resulted in a rather embarrassing crucifixion incident requiring the promotion of several new cardinals and the election of a new Pope.
The whole reformation was then blamed on Martin Luther while Zach Dank was cannonized as the patron saint of “Guys You Don't Fu@k With.”
... there. It has now been officially confirmed.
'Vang rules.
Plus he rides a Demo 8, so actually he owns.
This is quite possibly the best post on this website.S.K.C. said:Paraphrased from the textbook: "History of Non-Western Civilizations Vol.1"
".......Zach Dank originally wrote the "95 Theses" that led to a rift in the Catholic Church. However, excommunicating Zach resulted in a rather embarrassing crucifixion incident requiring the promotion of several new cardinals and the election of a new Pope.
The whole reformation was then blamed on Martin Luther while Zach Dank was cannonized as the patron saint of Guys You Don't Fu@k With.
... there. It has now been officially confirmed.
'Vang rules.
Plus he rides a Demo 8, so actually he owns.
Kadvang rules the west, but the southern bitches is all mine, he can vouch.The Kadvang said:
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So it looks like if you are a kadvang croney that is kissing his ass, he rules. Otherwise, he does not rule.
DRB is still the RM King of Fridays.
im gonna have to say i change my vote based upon my findings lately. Seeing that you are all so intereted in him , and this post has gotten way more attention over several others ,(even if we put all reponses together) id have to now say The Kadvang does rule. I am sorry for ever doubting
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Poison, most likely.The Kadvang said:
It might qualify as the best post if it was Pinkbike.The Kadvang said:
Exclusively I would say.johnbryanpeters said:
Nah. Good try.johnbryanpeters said:
sweet custom title kadvang
I rulemcA896 said:
I hear that O'Doyall rules!
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OK - which mod is the dumb ass???mcA896 said:
Gowd, you're not one of those dumb fuct Menlo School kids are you? If so, you most certainly do not rule.The Kadvang said:
They always go around talking about Ivy League schools then they go and score a 1000 on the SAT's after their parants dropped $25,000 a year on high school education, and countless more dollors on tutors, SAT classes etc. etc.
If you go to Menlo School hang yourself now. You'll be better off.
why teh hate loco? Me thinks you're just jealous of the kadjew because he is about to get presents for days instead of your presents for only a single day. This thread really backfired on ya eh.loco said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dude i go to menlo-atherton, the ghettoest public school possibly ever, menlo is for b1tches, fvck that, i hate those azzholesscurban said:
im just a genius, thats why im getting into good schools.
Loco:
Loco you're just pissed cause this ENTIRE thread didn't go the way you planned... and I'm not entirely sure about your sense of humor.
Try this one:
From "The History of American Comcs":
Jerry Siegel and Joel Schuster once saw Zach Dank punch a building in the face, and then powerbomb it onto the sidewalk. This inspired them to create Superman.
... so once again - 'Vang rules / Loco still angry.
...actually I've never met 'Vang, but he seems pretty cool from what I gather online. Good sense of humor too.
Loco you're just pissed cause this ENTIRE thread didn't go the way you planned... and I'm not entirely sure about your sense of humor.
Try this one:
From "The History of American Comcs":
Jerry Siegel and Joel Schuster once saw Zach Dank punch a building in the face, and then powerbomb it onto the sidewalk. This inspired them to create Superman.
... so once again - 'Vang rules / Loco still angry.
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You've got a lot of livin' to do if you think MA is Ghetto. That's a good school. One of the better public schools in one of the best public school systems in the state.
You've gained a little respect in my eyes with your statement that "Menlo (School) is for b1tches". At least you have that going for you.
Post a pic of your acceptance letter to an ivy, and I may throw down a little more Respect.
Oh yeah, and admit that Zach Dank is your other alter-ridemonkey-ego.
what's the over/under?The Kadvang said:
i batted 0.500...got into brown (early), rejected @ princeton, waitlisted @ cornell.
Oh the education is top notch, but the clientelle is most definitly ghetto... the amount of girlfights, dice games in the bathrooms, and the 20 year old who did hard time who sits next to me can testify to that.scurban said:
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The level of ignorance that makes people think that I am serious about the kadvang is amazing. Wow - did people really think I was serious??? Sweet Jesus, they should catch up. 
The only people I am angry with are the stupid ones.
edit - spill it - which one of you mods is the dumb ass??? I'll bet it's JBP.
The only people I am angry with are the stupid ones.
edit - spill it - which one of you mods is the dumb ass??? I'll bet it's JBP.
I'll let you guys know as I hear... applied to Stanford ("ivy of the west"narlus said:
) early, then Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Brown, and Dartmouth... I think that covers it 
You live in the Menlo Park / Atherton area? The word ghetto can't even be put on the same page as that. Every person I ever met from around there was spoiled rotten. That area is 100% $$$. (and yes I know what I say, I had a girlfriend from there :evil: ).The Kadvang said:
Go hang out at an Oakland public school and then come back to this thread and define "ghetto".
BTW -
You pretty much do not rule due to this thread alone:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119854
You pretty much do not rule due to this thread alone:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119854
what's your safety?The Kadvang said:I'll let you guys know as I hear... applied to Stanford ("ivy of the west"
mine was cornell.
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True - I'll give you creds on the bump.H8R said:
Ever heard of East Palo Alto? Homicide capital of the nation from around 1989-1995 or thereabouts? Where a good three-quarters of my fellow students are from? I am a rich white kid yes, okay. That doesn't mean I am spoiled and I definitely know what ghetto is. Aiiiiiiiiigggght?H8R said:
Basically the entire UC systemnarlus said:what's your safety?
mine was cornell.
I never said YOU were spoiled.The Kadvang said:
And yes I know EPA. I used to ride my bike through there to get to my girlfriends house. (San Leandro to Atherton and back at least 4x a week
) That was back in 1987-1988 in fact. It was BAD. I rode FAST.
Anyway, I really don't envy any kid I any public CA school these days, so if you're doing good and you get into a kick ass college, more power to you.
edit: I just realised that I was riding around in Kadvangs neck of the woods before he was even born. Ugh I'm old.
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I can't find skrdshthead's poll, but I recall him not ruling, actually.