I'm not even looking at my balances .... fucking hell
Or a golden shower."she doesn't even have a golden toilet"
stocks do bigly
It's all paper, man... not like you were going to retire next week.
interest rates gotta go up sometime....
"the fundamentals of the economy are sound..."Somehow this is Obamas fault....
My day was full of stupid. Tomorrow will be full of panicked stupid.
You got a bunch of rich, old white guy clients that stayed aggressive when they really shouldn't have?My day was full of stupid. Tomorrow will be full of panicked stupid.
just say to them in your best samuel l jackson voice.....it ain't like those commercials that guarantee no losses....motherfuckers be losing all the time!My day was full of stupid. Tomorrow will be full of panicked stupid.
Despite me telling them otherwise. The indicator for me that it was the old poor people going TO aggressive. That's a red flag that the party will be over soon.You got a bunch of rich, old white guy clients that stayed aggressive when they really shouldn't have?
Mmm... taxes and 10% penalty.We took a little hit, but not too bad.( Well, roughly 4% on some retirement action). Wifey is making noise about cashing out so that we are liquid for the next local real estate market drop. This has worked out for us twice now.
chances are he has uttered the word nothingburger and should have his tongue cut out.....
for your viewing pleasure....
BRING ON THE PEE TAPES!
i wonder how big of a kickstarter we'd need to convince papa vlad to release themBRING ON THE PEE TAPES!
Whatever the going rate for Crimea is. Best. Gift. Ever!i wonder how big of a kickstarter we'd need to convince papa vlad to release them
No one in America will have sex for a year if it's releasedBRING ON THE PEE TAPES!
no, there's definitely a subset of the population this will actually appeal to.No one in America will have sex for a year if it's released
"Trickle down is real! I told you!" - Paul Ryanno, there's definitely a subset of the population this will actually appeal to.
as he dribbles mysterious yellow liquid down his chin"Trickle down is real! I told you!" - Paul Ryan
Well, this is a surprise....Somehow this is Obamas fault....
he needs to go back and retroactively apply that logic to shrub
That before or after he swapped, in a very, very Christian but decidedly non-gay fashion (so eewie!), with Devin Nunes?as he dribbles mysterious yellow liquid down his chin
who knows what was on the other side of the bedsheet with the hole cut in itThat before or after he swapped, in a very, very Christian but decidedly non-gay fashion (so eewie!), with Devin Nunes?
eagles fault.
honestly did not give a fuck....I have been anxiously awaiting your "fucking eagles" response to the Super Bowl. Did I miss it somewhere?
He will get Putin to lend him some instructors on the techniqueDoes the Army have to learn how to goose step?