Donald Trump’s Presidency 2017 - 2021 AND 2025-202X
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I have not yet read that particular article, so maybe it mentions it, but there are at least 3 other calls squirreled away in the super double secret server that have no reason to be. Calls to MBS, Lil' Kim, and daddy Putin.
Speaking of Eisenberg, guess who just got "invited" to testify?
Maybe Eisenberg and Bolton can split an Uber?
Maybe Eisenberg and Bolton can split an Uber?
Hey look! More criming!
www.newsweek.com
Ex-Bush Lawyer: Trump Committing 'Bribery' by Giving Cash to GOP Senators
"Any other American who offered cash to the jury before a trial would go to prison," Richard Painter said.
www.newsweek.com
Army National Guard Bradley Fighting Vehicles Are Now In Syria Guarding Oil And Gas Fields
The mission, which is focused on keeping ISIS and Assad from getting these resources, is still rapidly evolving, but now includes heavy armor.
www.thedrive.com
American troops, uncompensated mercenaries for the oil companies
As any rational adult with facts and law on his side would do.
www.rawstory.com
WATCH: GOP lawmaker headbutts camera after being asked if it's OK for Trump to extort Ukraine
Rep. Don Young (R-AK) on Thursday headbutted the camera of a group of activists who were following him around asking him whether he was comfortable with President Donald Trump withholding aid from the Ukrainian government to get them to dig up dirt on his political opponents.In a video posted on...
www.rawstory.com
So, uh, they voted to impeach under House resolution 660, could they not have waited or filed some bullshit resolutions so it could have been H.R. 666? Total missed opportunity to troll the religious right. Idiots.
Still technically not an impeachment vote, so there is time. McConnell isn't allowing any legislation anyway.
Oh dear sweet baby @FSM, please let this happen. 
www.washingtonexaminer.com
‘Fireside chat on live television’: Trump says he wants to read Ukraine call transcript to American people - Washington Examiner
A defiant President Trump signaled he will not cooperate with the Democratic Party's impeachment proceedings, insisting his telephone conversation with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was "a good call" and that he might read it aloud to Americans so they can see his point. “This is over a...
www.washingtonexaminer.com
Testimony: White House lawyer told Vindman not to discuss Ukraine call
The Nationals Security Council’s top Ukraine adviser told lawmakers he was instructed to conceal details of the president’s conversation from other officials.
www.politico.com
Pathological
thehill.com
Trump tweets 303K job claim after report of 128K new jobs
President Trump spurred confusion Friday after he tweeted about a “blowout” 303,000 jobs figure — minutes after an official government report said the economy added 128,000 jobs in…
thehill.com
Smugglers Are Using $100 Hardware Store Power Tools to Saw Holes in Trump’s $10 Billion Wall
“Walls work,” they said. So did fax machines.
slate.com
CN: Turns out a sawzall is all one needs to defeat The Wall(tm).
Edit: Beaten to the punch by 'squeeb
If Nero had Twitter.
www.independent.co.uk
Trump vows 'no more' federal aid to California as devastating wildfires continue to burn
'You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation,' state's governor tells Trump
www.independent.co.uk
The CA monkey contingent need to step up and sweep the forest floors as mango complains isn't being done.If Nero had Twitter.
Trump vows 'no more' federal aid to California as devastating wildfires continue to burn
'You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation,' state's governor tells Trump
‘Seven whistleblowers’ - The Spectator World
A source tells Cockburn that House Democrats trying to impeach Donald Trump have no less than seven intelligence whistleblowers
spectator.us
Heh....."cockburn"
If Nero had Twitter.
Trump vows 'no more' federal aid to California as devastating wildfires continue to burn
'You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation,' state's governor tells Trump
Trump offers Putin help with Siberian wildfires: Kremlin
U.S. President Donald Trump offered his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin help in putting out vast wildfires that are raging in Siberia, the Kremlin said late on Wednesday, a move it said Putin took as a sign that battered ties can be restored.
www.reuters.com
‘Seven whistleblowers’ - The Spectator World
A source tells Cockburn that House Democrats trying to impeach Donald Trump have no less than seven intelligence whistleblowers
Heh....."cockburn"
"According to Cockburn’s source about the seven whistleblowers, there’s more. It is that Kushner (allegedly) gave the green light to MBS to arrest the dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, who was later murdered and dismembered in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. A second source tells Cockburn that this is true and adds a crucial twist to the story. This source claims that Turkish intelligence obtained an intercept of the call between Kushner and MBS. And President Erdogan used it to get Trump to roll over and pull American troops out of northern Syria before the Turks invaded."
Holy crap!
Trump 2016: "I will release my taxes when the audit is over"
Trump Now, presumably: "I'm going to use your tax dollars to fight the release of my taxes to federal authorities who are investigating my crimes. All the way to the supreme Court if I have to. You know, as happens with any perfectly normal, beautiful, bigly audit."
www.reuters.com
Trump Now, presumably: "I'm going to use your tax dollars to fight the release of my taxes to federal authorities who are investigating my crimes. All the way to the supreme Court if I have to. You know, as happens with any perfectly normal, beautiful, bigly audit."
Trump's accounting firm must hand over 8 years of tax returns, court rules
President Donald Trump's longtime accounting firm must hand over eight years of his tax returns to New York prosecutors, a U.S. appeals court ruled Monday, the latest setback for Trump in his tenacious efforts to keep his finances secret.
www.reuters.com
Climates are overated.
thehill.com
Trump formally pulls out of landmark Paris climate agreement
President Trump on Monday began the yearlong process of withdrawing the U.S. from the Paris climate accord.The official announcement cements a promise Trump made in the White House Rose G…
thehill.com
What a fucking snowflake.
www.nbcnews.com
Ousted Ukraine ambassador Yovanovitch says she was told to tweet praise of Trump to save her job
The three House committees leading the Trump impeachment inquiry released two transcripts of the behind-closed-doors interviews they have conducted so far.
Wooooo!!!!! Southern CO, represent! 
coloradosun.com
Pueblo man arrested by federal agents wanted to blow up historic synagogue, court documents say
A 27-year-old Pueblo man with a history of voicing hatred toward Jews on social media was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of attempting to blow up a historic synagogue in the southern Colorado city — the second oldest in the state.
coloradosun.com
Wooooo!!!!! Southern CO, represent!
Pueblo man arrested by federal agents wanted to blow up historic synagogue, court documents say
A 27-year-old Pueblo man with a history of voicing hatred toward Jews on social media was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of attempting to blow up a historic synagogue in the southern Colorado city — the second oldest in the state.
How else do they propose we get rid of those shifty Jews?
The Mueller Memos: It Was Jared & Ivanka In Croatia With The Russian Oligarch THE WHOLE TIME!
BUT DOING WHAT?
www.wonkette.com
Talking about adoptions, obviously.The Mueller Memos: It Was Jared & Ivanka In Croatia With The Russian Oligarch THE WHOLE TIME!
BUT DOING WHAT?
and if you can't believe The Mooch, who can you believe?
thehill.com
Scaramucci: Trump will be gone by March 2020
Former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci believes that GOP lawmakers will pressure President Trump to leave office by March.
thehill.com
Illegal Mexican socialists are creating death camp abortion factories to hide Hillary's uranium pizza gate emails! Kenyan secret muslim benghazis!
Edit: I just stared into the abyss of Glenn Beck, and it stared back.
Trump's war on truth gets sicker, and more dangerous
No, the Virginia governor didn't "execute a baby." If Trump's legions really believe this stuff, we're in trouble
www.salon.com
President Florida Man
Trump has changed his permanent residence to Florida so we made a browser extension that changes his name to Florida Man
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maketrumpfloridaman.com
Careful, that site triggered my corp. anti-virus as a known bad site.President Florida Man
Trump has changed his permanent residence to Florida so we made a browser extension that changes his name to Florida Man
