LOL, Nunes talking about "farce".
You're suing a fake cow on twitter, you flaming bag of human shit.
You're suing a fake cow on twitter, you flaming bag of human shit.
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"I may have misspoken at first."
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‘I have learned many things’: Kurt Volker revises Ukraine testimony
The former special U.S. envoy for Ukraine said he has shifted his outlook on the saga as he faced impeachment investigators again.
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Holy fuck, Volker. *ass covering intensifies*
"I take it you didn't know until the call record was released that the President in that call doesn't raise Burisma, he asked for an investigation of the Bidens. Is that right?" - Adam Schiff
"That is correct." - Kurt Volker
Administrative error my ass! You accidentally put a bunch of shifty shit into a super double secret lock box? Get fucked.....
"tell the lawyers"
THESE ARE THE GUYS THE GOP WANTED TO TALK.
THESE ARE THE GUYS THE GOP WANTED TO TALK.
Nunes trying to co-opt and reframe Bolton's "drug deal" terminology? Weak game son!
Conway is mad that Democratic members don't want to violate the Federal Whistle Blower law? That's the look you want to go with? Okay boomer.....
For Christ sakes, does Gym Jordan think "louder = more correct"?
You should probably not be watching that shit... 
I know! What can I say, some people watch football or baseball and they are totally well adjusted people, and then there is me.You should probably not be watching that shit...
Man, had I discovered politics in high school, my life might be totally different.
FFS. Hearings are still in progress and almost all the republicans have left. Nothing but theater for those dipshits. They don't really fucking care.
You should become an unfrozen caveman lawyer, I mean mechanic lawyer.
Nevermind, same thing.
Morrison went straight to the lawyers over a perfect phone call?
But Vindman was wrong to do that?
But Vindman was wrong to do that?
Apparently the revolution will not be Youtubed either?
Also, with extreme predjudice or......
That moment when he realizes its not a left wing journalist but a republican political strategist...
Absolutely nothing happens lol
Are we surprised? Prominent members of Congress spent portions of the day questioning Vindman's loyalty yesterday on live TV. That needs to be a story too.
Doesn’t matter one bit. Rick Wilson has been rather rational since 2016, but that won’t move the needle in the slightest with the Trump cultists and Fox News crowd. Look at the shitshow the Republicans have been putting on in the hearings - they have no leg to stand on and aren’t even trying to form any cohesive argument. It’s all about going shouty shouty and appearing outraged for the sole purpose of generating some talking points for Fox.
Remember that completely transparent attempt at generating fake drama by trying to get somebody who had been allotted plenty of talking time ask questions when it wasn’t their turn? Fox will turn it into a story about democrats not playing fair and the likes of Brian will lap that crap up like some Pavlovian dog conditioned to swallow shit as soon as the bell rings.
Remember that completely transparent attempt at generating fake drama by trying to get somebody who had been allotted plenty of talking time ask questions when it wasn’t their turn? Fox will turn it into a story about democrats not playing fair and the likes of Brian will lap that crap up like some Pavlovian dog conditioned to swallow shit as soon as the bell rings.
This is a perfect synopsis of the GOP play book. So simple perhaps even Brian could understand.
This is were I would rep you, IF I STILL COULD.
Sondland plays 'stay out of jail' card.
*it's incredibly damaging*
*it's incredibly damaging*
I just heard. Sondland is going to be looking over his back for a while.
This should be interesting. Come on Nunes, you got this!
This should be interesting. Come on Nunes, you got this!
can't wait to see Gym Johnson froth at the mouth!
I get the impression that Nunes hasn't been made aware of Sondland's prepared statements.
ROLF
God damnit, what I wouldn't give to listen to the white House microwave right now.
Bet none of you had "ASAP Rocky" on you're impeachment bingo cards.
What a stupid fucking time line.
What a stupid fucking time line.
Sondland just said there was quid pro quo, on no uncertain terms.
So Lindsay Graham will totally come around on impeachment, right?
So Lindsay Graham will totally come around on impeachment, right?
a reminder in light of today's events:
And we should keep in mind - there were people that fucking STUCK with Nixon, even after he resigned. People who believed NONE of it, continued to tow the line... it's spooky the similarities.
*Roger Stone re-entering the chat*