Just post back either Trumps own ridiculous words or your own words with his style of exaggerations. I basically tell them all that everyone says I'm basically an expert at this and that there are 15 cases and pretty soon there will be zero and we have ordered a lot of supplies of medical so it will suddenly disappear like a miracle.
Donald Trump’s Presidency 2017 - 2021 AND 2025-202X
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Can you imagine the avalanche of flab when Melania, or hooker dujour, loosens his tie for sexy fun time ?Dat twat wattle
Humble brag
theguardiansofdemocracy.com
Trump Brags 'I Just Found Out I'm #1 On Facebook' As COVID-19 Death Toll Nears 5,000
President Trump on Wednesday boasted about being “number one of Facebook” during a daily White House briefing as the COVID-19 death toll in the United States neared 5,000. “I have, you know, hundreds of millions of people – number one on Facebook. Did you know I was number one on Facebook?”...
theguardiansofdemocracy.com
Soon to be irrelevant as covid loves to kill fatties/diabetics.
Gotta make hay while the sun shines.
we were on the verge of recession anyways. the pandemic just pushed us over the edge.
rebound with minimal casualties? you would consider a nearly quarter million dead americans to be "minimal casualties"?
Debatable.
I was referring to business casualties, not people.
That said, life goes on.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...he-coronavirus
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a new distancing guideline on Wednesday, Donald Trump said that he was now practicing distancing from all of his previous statements about the coronavirus.
“As of today, I will be keeping a great distance between myself and anything I said about covid-19 in the months of January, February, and March,” he said. “I will be staying at least six feet away from those statements, and probably more like ten thousand feet.”
Trump said that he could not predict how long his new practice of distancing would continue, but indicated, “Next week, I will probably be distancing myself from things I said this week. This could go on for a long time.”
He urged all Americans to distance themselves from his previous statements, as well. “If you’re watching CNN or MSNBC and they start showing things I said in February, leave the room immediately,” he advised.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the esteemed virologist, expressed approval of Trump’s new policy. “Personally, I have been distancing myself from his statements for months,” he said.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a new distancing guideline on Wednesday, Donald Trump said that he was now practicing distancing from all of his previous statements about the coronavirus.
“As of today, I will be keeping a great distance between myself and anything I said about covid-19 in the months of January, February, and March,” he said. “I will be staying at least six feet away from those statements, and probably more like ten thousand feet.”
Trump said that he could not predict how long his new practice of distancing would continue, but indicated, “Next week, I will probably be distancing myself from things I said this week. This could go on for a long time.”
He urged all Americans to distance themselves from his previous statements, as well. “If you’re watching CNN or MSNBC and they start showing things I said in February, leave the room immediately,” he advised.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the esteemed virologist, expressed approval of Trump’s new policy. “Personally, I have been distancing myself from his statements for months,” he said.
fair enough. most of the businesses that won't survive are the small ones.
That's been going through my mind a lot lately, and its been an reminder of how shopping local helps keep communities alive. A few bucks here and there won't make a huge difference in my life, but it can mean the difference for a lot of small operations that don't have the clout to negotiate prices that keep them competitive with the Targets and Walmarts of this world. Sadly, a lot of those small businesses that do fold will cede their customers to conglomerates, and we'll all be worse off as a result.
IMO, it's a fabulous lesson in why MAP pricing can be a frustrating, yet necessary, to ensure no retailer has an unfair advantage.
Did you see the news reports from yesterday that Secret Service just spent $40k reserving golf carts in VA for his golf course? So it sounds like he's planning a round this weekend too.
Yeah, but golf is an essential business.
AKA; Pulling a full Brian
www.salon.com
Our Dunning-Kruger president: Trump's ignorance is killing people
When stupid people think they're smart, they do maximum damage. That's where we are with Trump and the pandemic
www.salon.com
AKA; Pulling a full Brian
Our Dunning-Kruger president: Trump's ignorance is killing people
When stupid people think they're smart, they do maximum damage. That's where we are with Trump and the pandemic
He's been awful quiet, not that I bother to read his posts here anymore.
Fun Fact!
the last president with no experience as an elected official was Herbert Hoover.
the last president with no experience as an elected official was Herbert Hoover.
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Damn......
Have a reference?
I had to look it up because I was surprised/not surprised. According to Wikipedia, he was only ever a government appointee. Never elected until Bigly Presidenting. Maybe not fair to say he had no political experience, but he'd never run for office either.
winning before it was cool
Hooverville - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
I've been calling my really big shits 'trump towers' but I have a feeling that will have a different meaning next year.
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Craig Alan Wilkins, An open letter to the president
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you mr. president. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket.”
Craig Alan Wilkins, An open letter to the president
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you mr. president. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket.”
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"Off brand butt plug"
I didn't know there were brand name butt plugs.
Paging Mandown for a fact check.
I didn't know there were brand name butt plugs.
Paging Mandown for a fact check.
Dollar store butt plug.
Well on track to make sure that when all this is over the USA will have zero allies in the world.
we still had one?
Maybe Costa Rica?
This might put Florida into play...
www.politico.com
‘It's a sh-- sandwich': Republicans rage as Florida becomes a nightmare for Trump
Thousands are struggling just to apply for unemployment benefits.
www.politico.com
Canada still has to like us, without Florida where would they go?
Oh look. Westy bought a softball.
Trudeau warns U.S. against denying exports of medical supplies to Canada
3M argued that halting exports would cause other countries to retaliate and cease exports to the U.S.
news.yahoo.com
as late as march....cuomo and deblasio were not that worried about it either....
Nah, I can go all over the Caribbean or Latin America for less monopoly monies. I only know of one person who still goes to Florida, and they have a trailer parked on a canal lot. Everybody else goes somewhere with a culture a bit less white bread.
Those are the ones I am talking about