thoughts and prayers
Thoughts, prayers, and injectable bleach.thoughts and prayers
the lord truly works in mysterious ways
If it is actually negative, he should pretend to be sick for about a week, and then have a miraculous recovery with the aid of hydroxychloriquine or whatever he can buy stock of in the next few days.
it would be brilliant.
”I even came back from the dead!”
I'd love to make fun of this but 'hey look, I'm jesus' is exactly the kind of shit this toadstool would pull. And it would work.If it is actually negative, he should pretend to be sick for about a week, and then have a miraculous recovery with the aid of hydroxychloriquine or whatever he can buy stock of in the next few days.
it would be brilliant.
”I even came back from the dead!”
Since he was waiting for it, not the 5-13 minute Abbott molecular test, it probably was a PCR test run super quick.To be fair, this was probably one of the rapid return tests that has pretty shitty accuracy. He'll immediately be taking another one and/or taking a PCR test to find out if he has an active infection.
@Toshi shoot me some test accuracy stats yo
I quit paying attention at "uhMeRiKuH dErP" a while back
This guy gets it.lol. donnie got teh ronaz. misfits can help.
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Cohen said that was one of his strategies was to resign last minute with a pardon from Pence. Still leaves him in the crosshairs of the state of NY though.This gets him out of the next debate.
So he fakes the flu and rises up like Jesus Phoenix if he wins the election.
Or if he doesn’t win the election, he steps down in December and Pence issues a blanket pardon for everything possible and he magically recovers in January.
Why you hate christmas bro?nope. "real" or not, he's gonna power through and show the world how tuff he is and how only the weak die from teh rona. he was right all along. not a big deal.
Roads? This thing is on rails from the GOP. Gunna take a lot more than Donnie getting the gyna flu to stop.cocane from yeeting the nomination thruWhat kind of SCOTUS road bump do you think we’ll see?
wouldnt that require complicity from the WH physician, which I understand is medical unit part of the army/navy?This was my first thought, a fake positive test to show either how virile and Strong a morbidly obese septagenarian was, or to dismiss the severity of the disease.
This is some serious shit. It seems to me that the future of America is at a major decision point.I think your assessment is pretty astute. For a furriner.
Nope, he doesn't care about anyone other than himself. Bigly sad that more good strong people aren't talking about it strongly with force.Yes he'll quarantine..... but not until after he's had a good go at spreading it.
So he went to this stuff even though he knew Hicks had tested positive.
Wow he's really leveled up nek level in "I don't care about anyone else's well being".
Would be interesting how this quarantine looks like. Maybe the first lady will stab him about ten days into it.
This was my first thought, a fake positive test to show either how virile and Strong a morbidly obese septagenarian was, or to dismiss the severity of the disease.
My first thought was he's trying to skip the rest of the debates. Rona or no.Plus it might get him out of the next 'debate'
The same navy doctor that pronounced trump a svelte and healthy man? The same doctor that got nominated by trump to run the VA? The same doctor who doesn't think people should wear masks? The same doctor now running for a congressional seat in a deep red district? Yes, that Doctor.wouldnt that require complicity from the WH physician, which I understand is medical unit part of the army/navy?