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JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
There was a kid in my primary school class who was born without eyelids. After he quit growing, they grafted him a set made from foreskins. 30 something years later he is fine, 20/20 vision...only problem is he is a little cockeyed...
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,835
9,864
Crawlorado
There was a kid in my primary school class who was born without eyelids. After he quit growing, they grafted him a set made from foreskins. 30 something years later he is fine, 20/20 vision...only problem is he is a little cockeyed...
Not sure I believe you. That sounds like a phallacy.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,750
19,045
Riding the baggage carousel.
Having trouble finding fucks to give. Just like Trump supporters who are just figuring out they are most likely losing their obamacare affordable care act insurance, it ought to be painful to be that stupid.

"Write this down: T-R-U-M-P," said one respondent who identified himself as Hispanic or Latino and politically independent, spelling out the candidate's last name after a reporter introduced himself on the telephone.

"I have a lot of reasons to vote for him because I've been following him my whole career," said the Army major, who requested anonymity to speak freely about the election without fear of professional repercussion. "I know he's wacky … but I really think he cares about us and cares about America. Plus, there are a lot of negatives on Hillary."
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,659
8,698
First New Yorker cover in 1925:



Next week's New Yorker cover:

 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
42,996
15,079
Portland, OR
Staff leaks about internal leaks as leaks continue to leak

One official told Fox that White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer called nearly two dozen staffers into his office and demanded the staffers’ cell phones in order to check for evidence of leaks. Spicer warned that the initial search would be “recess” compared to what awaits staffers in round two of the investigation, if the leaker – or leakers – aren’t discovered
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,676
26,918
media blackout
"One official told Fox that White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer called nearly two dozen staffers into his office and demanded the staffers’ cell phones in order to check for evidence of leaks. "

here's what they didn't tell you:

"after confiscating the phones, Spicer was reportedly seen wandering the halls of the White House for several hours. He was assumed to be playing Pokemon Go! as he was overheard saying, several times, "gotta catch 'em all!"
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
42,996
15,079
Portland, OR
This was known pre-election. His racist butler at Mar-a-lago said he likes his steaks overdone to the point that they rock on the plate.
So you are saying the guy has no taste? I would not have gotten that from the look of his well furnished apartment in NY.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,538
2,160
Front Range, dude...
"One official told Fox that White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer called nearly two dozen staffers into his office and demanded the staffers’ cell phones in order to check for evidence of leaks. "

here's what they didn't tell you:

"after confiscating the phones, Spicer was reportedly seen wandering the halls of the White House for several hours. He was assumed to be playing Pokemon Go! as he was overheard saying, several times, "gotta catch 'em all!"
...and then there is that thing about confiscating personal property without establishing a proper chain of custody for the confiscated item(s). $10 says he surfs kiddy porn on someones phone...