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rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,749
12,517
In the cleavage of the Tetons
I need to write some fan fiction where Jarod actually hated the fucker, and orchestrated this whole thing to take DJT down in the coldest way possible, and walk with a billion. While still fucking his daughter.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,441
15,219
directly above the center of the earth

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,441
15,219
directly above the center of the earth

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,896
19,221
Riding the baggage carousel.
And MAGA pundits start the desperate obfuscation.

"I declassified the files that are fake and planted by the FBI"
  1. There are no documents
  2. If there are documents, FBI planted them
  3. If FBI didn't plant them, they were declassified
  4. Even if not declassified, Obama did the same thing
  5. Also something about Hunter Biden
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,053
22,082
Sleazattle
  1. There are no documents
  2. If there are documents, FBI planted them
  3. If FBI didn't plant them, they were declassified
  4. Even if not declassified, Obama did the same thing
  5. Also something about Hunter Biden
I am guessing we will have to wait for Tucker Carlson to return from vacation before our local Trump fan opines on the situation.
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,749
12,517
In the cleavage of the Tetons
This all really makes me wonder as to more of the motivations of the Secret Service wiping ALL of their texts in this timeframe. Because damn well Trump didn’t photocopy, collate, and carry these boxes of files, and neither did Melania. More than a few people helped, I am sure. Where are those voices?
 
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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,004
7,889
Colorado
This might finally be the level of shit to get my dad to jump off the Trump train. He had very high levels of clearance for work, and this shit is no joke to him. Haven't talked to him yet though.
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,749
12,517
In the cleavage of the Tetons
I wonder if there will be any prints or DNA that could be pulled off of the files/boxes that might help identify accomplices.
Is Tom Clancy still alive?
Never mind, we don’t need a fiction author for this blockbuster.
 

Changleen

Paranoid Member
Jan 9, 2004
14,765
2,743
Pōneke
What do you imagine they aren’t reporting?
It ain’t whachu do, it’s the way that you do it…

They somehow just make everything seem normal and unserious. Like, part of the expected conversation in this totally normal situation. I really feel they’ve helped normalise a lot of the wild shit in the US by just discussing it like where to put a planter box out this spring.
 
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