[rideit]

Hey, don’t dampen my enthusiasm, just call me Eric.

My proposal is to have a tiny, tiny little rain cloud over every single tree.

 

[kidwoo]

My proposal is to have a tiny, tiny little rain cloud over every single tree.

here's my proposal

 

[Jm_]

here's my proposal








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Very little forest there.

 

[kidwoo]

Very little forest there.

I was thinking the opposite

 

[Nick]

JHFC

 

[boostindoubles]

My proposal is to have a tiny, tiny little rain cloud over every single tree.

He said dampen the floor... that's like biblical speak for mega flood. He is predicting that California is going to turn into a giant inland sea.

 

[JohnE]

Ok, Donald, now we know you just trollin’ for lulz.

Trump Offers Californians a Solution For Wildfires: ‘Dampen Your Forests’

Former President Donald Trump said California is not doing enough to "dampen" its forest floors, which he said will prevent wildfires from ravaging the state.

www.mediaite.com

Is that before or after they are raked?

 

[kidwoo]

Is that before or after they are raked?

waterrake™!


now taking orders

 

[jonKranked]

trump org fraud trial getting underway in NYC.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[rideit]

Wow.

 

[Westy]

Trump needs a new makeup artist.

 

[Toshi]

that blending by the forehead and in front of the ear is pretty horrendous

and this is from someone who rarely dons the mascara and bronzer

 

[kidwoo]

Wow.

I know, they're amazing.

I'll put you down for one.

 

[kidwoo]

and this is from someone who rarely dons the mascara and bronzer

they sell that shit in yellow?

 

[rideit]

I know, they're amazing.

I'll put you down for one.

Sorry, Woo, your token had expired. Do try and keep up with current events.

 

[kidwoo]

Sorry, Woo, your token had expired. Do try and keep up with current events.

toshi's my token

he very much is fresh


ish

 

[rideit]

He’s our token ‘smart Asian that plays classical music’.

 

[kidwoo]

He’s our token ‘smart Asian that plays classical music’.

He adds diversity so we tolerate him.

 

[rideit]

“This Kare Pan is so SPICY and exotic!”

 

[jimmydean]

But Kerik’s lawyer, Tim Parlatore, is demanding that his client be granted immunity in exchange for testifying, pointing out that prosecutors indicated in the indictment that Kerik was a “co-conspirator” in the case. While not named in the indictment, CNN previously reported that Kerik is co-conspirator No. 5.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/politics/bernie-kerik-fulton-county/index.html

 

[Pesqueeb]

they sell that shit in yellow?

Thatsracist.gif

 

[kidwoo]

Thatsracist.gif

ihopeso.duh

 

[jonKranked]

Trump needs a new makeup artist.

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Any day his former one will sue for unpaid wages

 

[Westy]

Any day his former one will sue for unpaid wages

He reportedly does his own hair and makeup so no one else knows he really a pale bald old man.

 

[Westy]

thou shall worship false idols -Merican Jesus

 

[Nick]

JHFC

 

[Nick]

I meant that literally.

 

[kidwoo]

thou shall worship false idols -Merican Jesus

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is this still available?

 

[kidwoo]

I meant that literally.

obviously

who's the hippy to the right though?

 

[jonKranked]

thou shall worship false idols -Merican Jesus

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Just wait till he objects

 

[jonKranked]

He reportedly does his own hair and makeup so no one else knows he really a pale bald old man.

Oh lawdy

 

[jimmydean]

Oh, you wanted a jury? Should have checked the box.

Trump isn't getting a jury in his $250 million civil fraud trial because his lawyers failed to ask for one

Former President Donald Trump is getting a three-month bench trial solely decided by a judge he's repeatedly attacked.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Jm_]

He should sue his lawyer.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Oh, you wanted a jury? Should have checked the box.

Trump isn't getting a jury in his $250 million civil fraud trial because his lawyers failed to ask for one

Former President Donald Trump is getting a three-month bench trial solely decided by a judge he's repeatedly attacked.

www.businessinsider.com

You get what you pay for...

 

[kidwoo]

He should sue his lawyer.

you say that like he won't....

 

[Jm_]

you say that like he won't....

I say that like I hope he will, because the entertainment value will be 11.

 

[kidwoo]

I say that like I hope he will, because the entertainment value will be 11.

literally all he does is go after people that try to help him.

So I'm sure we're in luck.

 

[Westy]

they sell that shit in yellow?

Do they make neck rouge for Floridians in winter climes? Does a day on a ski-doo produce the same results as one on a sea-doo?

 

[kidwoo]

Do they make neck rouge for Floridians in winter climes? Does a day on a ski-doo produce the same results as one on a sea-doo?

Im see through now

no need for florida krylon when wearing fart bags