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SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,920
14,218
In a van.... down by the river

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,810
8,793
Was in the feed store the other day and noticed it's being kept in the open on the shelves again, which seems like a point for sanity.
didn't have to awkwardly ask the cashier to unlock a tube of apple flavored horse paste for ya, eh
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,897
27,091
media blackout
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.



I also assume they handed out mirrors covered with powdered Adderall.

Provigil is a drug that treats excessive tiredness and is typically used for patients with narcolepsy, sleep apnea, and other sleep disorders. Brand-name Provigil is 55 times more expensive than the generic equivalent. Between 2017 and 2019, the White House pharmacy spent an estimated $98,000 for Provigil. In that same timeframe, it also spent an estimated $46,500 for Ambien, a prescription sedative, which is 174 times more expensive than the generic equivalent. Even further, the White House Medical Unit spent an additional $100,000 above generic drug cost by having Walter Reed National Military Medical Center fill brand-name prescriptions.
i take a couple uppers
i down a couple downers
but nothing compares
to donnie's psychosis inducing syphilis

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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,047
22,074
Sleazattle
My guess his VP nomination will be one of his kids an utterly subservient ass kissing sycophant that will support his every whim but who he sees as no threat to his authority.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,879
19,205
Riding the baggage carousel.