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mykel

closer to Periwinkle
Apr 19, 2013
5,496
4,219
sw ontario canada
Has anybody worked up a product count for his grift since becoming Pres / FmrPres?
I would be interested to know a total. Hats, flags, crypto, stock, shoes, bibles, NFT, watches etc etc
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,279
14,757

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
8,435
7,001
Yakistan
Totally normal shit in that article. :rolleyes:
The grifters dad has a good quote at the end.

"He suggested, though, that consumers should be “more wary” of a product tied to the Trump name and left little doubt how he viewed the former president.

“If Mr. Trump or anyone in his family were on the same side of the street I was on,” Pierce said, “I would cross the street.” "
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,890
19,214
Riding the baggage carousel.
LOL and Holy Shit.

Reached by email, a spokesperson for the honey seller, Vladimir Dmitriev, called it “a highly reputable company,” but declined to respond to a list of questions. Though none of the questions mentioned Trump, Dmitriev told CNN, “We’ve received direction from our leadership in the US not to engage with any news agencies (specifically CNN) until after November 5th,” which is Election Day.
Guessing the company isn't based in China.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,885
9,178
Transylvania 90210
How you know they are the best:
Details about TheBestWatchesonEarth are scant. The company was registered in late July, roughly three months before it began to advertise the watches, and it is unclear who actually owns or is associated with the LLC.

Class oozing out of his class hole:
Like the just announced “First Lady” piece, an exclusive watch (100 were offered for sale, limit of three per purchase) that is also now elusive—it quickly sold out. With the tagline “Buy one to wear daily … or give one to all the women in your life,” it is unlikely Melania was one of the hundred who bought one—only Trump’s signature graces the dial, and the former First Lady’s name is nowhere to be found on the marketing copy.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,816
8,799
contemplating getting this. would substitute in photo of my actual cats if I can herd them all to be in one place at one time tho

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