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jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
He outsourced his IT staff? No way! That's like hiring illegals to mow your grass. Oh wait...

Remember the dairy farm...
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
42,983
15,055
Portland, OR
How you know they are the best:
Details about TheBestWatchesonEarth are scant. The company was registered in late July, roughly three months before it began to advertise the watches, and it is unclear who actually owns or is associated with the LLC.

Class oozing out of his class hole:
Like the just announced “First Lady” piece, an exclusive watch (100 were offered for sale, limit of three per purchase) that is also now elusive—it quickly sold out. With the tagline “Buy one to wear daily … or give one to all the women in your life,” it is unlikely Melania was one of the hundred who bought one—only Trump’s signature graces the dial, and the former First Lady’s name is nowhere to be found on the marketing copy.
They also make the shoes, so you know it's legit.
 

Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
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This. This is the face. This is the face of a man in the Dongle Ternk cuckold chair. You fucking coward.

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Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
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Dongle Ternk: "You know who's name doesn't fit the man? Mike Johnson. Now let me fart into this microphone ..."
 

Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
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Dongle Ternk: "You know who's name doesn't fit the man? Mike Johnson. Now let me fart into this microphone ..."
The NYT after Tornk absolutely shellacks a wet trombone into the mic at a red state rally: "Supreme Leader Donald Trump hoists his own petard to heights Harris will never reach..."
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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Transylvania 90210

Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
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Been seeing the tag ETTD everywhere and it just dawned on me it stands for everything trump touches dies

Anyway, fuck that asshole