Dammit! "The Voice" is dead. How did I not know this? He would have been the BEST in this situation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine
Donald Trump’s Presidency 2017 - 2021 AND 2025-202X
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine
2 weeks and all it took was one "real" interview.that was quick.
If that guy's still alive... he'd be the current best option.
I'm still bummed the "In a world..." guy is dead.
What are the odds the administration failed to vet him, then someone found the dead hookers.
Rookie mistake.
Why are all the good ones gone?
The little Russian flag on the top is a nice touch.
Scaramoochy OUT!
From Reddit: "PSA: If you bought milk on the day Scaramucci was hired, it is still fresh." LOL'd
Trump is senile and thinks he is just doing another episode of the apprentice....you're fired schtick.
I just shed a quiet tear..... Won't someone think of all the comedic opportunities we're going to miss out on!!!!
Scaramucci Scaramucci will you suck your own wang now! (favorite twitter comment I've seen so far).I think the Donald walked in on him trying to suck his own dick.
This seems appropriate:
“Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. F*ck Hope.”
- George Carlin
“Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. F*ck Hope.”
- George Carlin
Sounds about right...
I see a little silhouette of tiny hands
Scaramouche scaramouche, go get your shine box-o!
They really got out ahead of that one.
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My favorite Mooch comment: Phish's tenure at Madison Square Garden lasted longer than his career.
There is probably something to that.
I think it is well within the realm of reality that the meeting with the Russians was not about working with them, but them letting Trump's campaign team simply know they have pee tapes and blackmailing them.
The Russian's probably knew well enough that any information given to the campaign would have been mishandled and screwed up. Why give them valuable information when they could just take care of the situation themselves?
Christ on a crutch. I'd assumed that would lead to an Onion article. I blame myself.
"Ignorantia juris non excusat"
Some light
I like this theory, a lot. "Hey Don, we have the pee tapes, we know about the underage kids, we have the records of your shady money. Will talk more later. Vlad says 'Hi'".
Jesus, what's keeping any of this together at this point?
I believe now more staffers and insiders are losing faith in getting through this unscathed. Once that is shaken is when you'll see those connected making moves to protect themselves.
Come on leakers!
I believe now more staffers and insiders are losing faith in getting through this unscathed. Once that is shaken is when you'll see those connected making moves to protect themselves.
Come on leakers!
Some light
I like this theory, a lot. "Hey Don, we have the pee tapes, we know about the underage kids, we have the records of your shady money. Will talk more later. Vlad says 'Hi'".
Oh sure. Say the limp-wristed cucks at the New York Times. FAKE NEWS!
So can we finally call it "water"gate now?
Notice there is no word from Kelly yet.
He's gotta be PISSED.
He's gotta be PISSED.
I am sure he is just shocked. There is no way he could have ever expected such behavior from Trump.
Stuck behind the wall of free-dom. I should probably buy a digital subscription. Gotta support the lulz somehow.
Incognito n00b!Stuck behind the wall of free-dom. I should probably buy a digital subscription. Gotta support the monetary lulz somehow.
But I am incognito...
