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Dont disrecpect me moron?

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  1. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    We have a tour coming through. And they did a stop at the art department... which I run. So obvisouly I had to shoot the sh!t with the guys that were touring the facility.

    The owner introduces me: This is Jon Bueno the senior art director
    The guy is like wow Bueno, thats a cool name.

    Then he looks me square in the eye and asks me in a voice that indicates that he is cleary thinking he is superior to me, do you know what bueno means son. I bit my tongue and said, "of course I do".

    Seriously though I wanted to say something along the lines of "Son?! who do you think you are you bearded retard! You are being conned out of your money by our company's most worthless branch that sells a product that no one wants and you have the nerve to talk down at me? Of course I fvcking know what my name means. Who do you think you are talking to, my name is fvcking Bueno. Do you think I got that name by being German you fvcking moron. Buenos mother fvcking dias"

    Inhale... exhale... END RANT

    EDIT: just noticed I pud dont disrespect me moron "?"
    LOL!
     

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  2. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    disrecpect

    ???
     
  3. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    The customer is always right.
     
  4. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    At least he didn't start singing "Johnny B. Goode"
     
  5. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    So you're the guy Mexicans talk about when they answer the phone!
     
  6. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    You should have gouged his eyeballs out with your fingers and then ask him "you know what pain feels like don't you? SIR"

    If someone makes you feel bad, the best course of action is immediate violence. Makes you feel good and ends confrontations. But you have to be smart and know what to do, like ram your whole fist in their mouth and push it as far back as you can. Squeeze their nuts till they're jello. Stomp on their foot. Bite them in the neck.
     
  7. dfinn

    dfinn Turbo Monkey

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    my GF does that crap all the time. someone pisses her off, she bottles it in and acts nice the whole time wanting to rip the persons head off, and then waits until she gets around me to unload and tell me all the things she wished she had said.

    i keep telling her that she needs to stop doing that and just say what she wants to say. you should too, i bet you would feel great (but don't blame me if you get fired).
     
  8. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    BOOO.

    Moderate yourself sometimes, ok?

    :blah:
     
  9. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    Yeah... you had to hear him say it he was talking down to me like he was talking to some little 10 year old kid, plus he called me son... I hate that crap. If your not my father, dont call me son.

    ECHO... If he had started singing that song I would have laughed, that sh!t would have been funny. But he asked me a really stupid question.
     
  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Suck it up, Princess. :nopity:

    :blah:
     
  11. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Here's an even better technique. Force all your internal will and energy upon them, with your intent being a negative outcome for them. I've made people faint doing this. No lie. I'm sure with practice, you could even give people a heart attack. Has to be done with no facial expression whatsoever.

    It's done by forcing all the energy up from your root to your forehead and out at the victim. I'm not kidding either.
     
  12. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    So yoiu think I should have unloaded on a client right there while the owner of my company is giving him a tour of my department? My job pays pretty well, I dont work an ounce of overtime (rare in my profession), I run my department and am in control of my own workflow. Lets see.... Fvck that.
     
  13. ummbikes

    ummbikes Don't mess with the Santas

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    I'm sending some chubracabras your way. :devil:
     
  14. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    Bueno? I don't get it?
     
  15. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You're a looney......... :)

     
  16. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    This is why you are my favorite RM member. Personally if I could use the force like that my goal would be to make the dude fart really loud as he walked away. Practice that and teach me your secrets after you discover how to lull it off.
     
  17. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Make him fart? Not my style, how about his whole bowel tract implodes?
     
  18. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Let me use it in a sentence for you:

    It is a bueno thing that Jessica Simpson has bueno looks, because she has $hit for brains.
     
  19. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    ok call me stupid but whats bueno?
     
  20. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    If JJ Evans was mexican instead of black, the show would have been called
    "Bueno Times"

    DyNOmite is universal though.
     
  21. DNA

    DNA The human raccoon

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    I thought it was "The customer is always an asshole!"
     
  22. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    LOL! Youre on fire... :D
     
  23. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    On the serious note:

    Most minorities do not like having something pointed it out to them which is obviously ethnic. Like when people ask me if I was born in America? I think my new response will be 1. "Why, you weren't?" or 2. "Do you have a problem with immigrants?"

    But frankly, that guy has a stick up the butt. You should have said, Bueno, yeah it means "a-hole" in my language.
     
  24. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    dfinn Turbo Monkey

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    Yes, I think you should've. But swallowing your pride and letting some a-hole talk down to you is cool too.:blah:
     
  26. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Exactly. The Right are assholes.

    :D
     
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    I was about to say "Best Post Ever" and then I realized this is just one more in a long line of "best" posts from you Knuck. Awesome.

    But I'm glad we're on different coasts. :)
     
  28. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    I wrote a poem for you:

    Buildings, houses and primer coat
    your brain is the size of tiny goat
    Right, left, yeah left, NO RIGHT!
    You ass hairs are wound way to tight
    Nacho, nacho, salsa, nacho
    You truly think you're very macho
    Apple sauce on mountain peak
    Always think before you speak
    Snakes, rats and warm beers
    His small project will take years
    Wool and cotton blending binge
    That is how I get revenge

    That was for you... yes.
     
  29. dfinn

    dfinn Turbo Monkey

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    thanks, that's pretty.
     
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    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    np






    345
     
  31. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    You should have farted.
     
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