[H8R]

Drummer:

I'd hang out with that kid. Any day.

At least it's not Kenny G.



KENNY G PLAYS GOLF. That should pretty much ruin it for everyone.

 

[H8R]

Golfers wife:

I would totally cook her and eat her.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I would totally cook her and eat her.

Why not , she's already oiled up for roasting.

 

[DRB]

I would totally cook her and eat her.

I'd rather eat her like sushi.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I'd rather eat her like sushi.

Does that mean you want to put her on a bed of rice?

 

[H8R]

I'd rather eat her like sushi.

Fvck that. Labia satay.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Fvck that. Labia satay.

No farver beans and bottle of chianti?

 

[H8R]

No farver beans and bottle of chianti?

No. Thai iced tea and some lemon grass soup.

 

[jamesdc]

The best thing to do with golfers is hide in the bushes with an airhorn and right when they swing blast the thing. They usually get so pissed and try to hit golf balls at you. One of them hit a golf ball and it hit my friend right on the belt buckle, thats way too close to a really inportant organ for me though.

 

[Ciaran]

I like how the golfers are all defensive,

Most people get defensive when they are insulted.

I have found that most people who insult golfers have either not played or played and realized how difficult it is. Physically and mentally, it is very challenging. Don't hate on it just because you don't posess the mental or physical skill to excell at it.

And golfers get pissed when kids do moronic things like blow air horns because in addition to it being difficult, it's expensive. If you did that to me I would sure as hell kick your ass AND make you pay for my round. Maybe I should hang out by the DH race course and throw rocks at the competitors. After all I find them to be pussies, and I don't race DH myself.