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Don't Forget to Write!

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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22,510
Sleazattle
You mean don't forget to clench. Keep em tight, and don't use your teeth or they'll just knock'em out.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,559
15,787
Portland, OR
He's in a pussy prison, he has little to worry about. The bit they did on Colbert Report last night was great though.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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6
You mean don't forget to clench. Keep em tight, and don't use your teeth or they'll just knock'em out.
it's minimum security: handjobs & salad tossing is as bad as it gets. he probably won't even have to sit to pee.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
I like the part where he asks his friends to include a self addressed envelope if they write. I think he's gonna find he has less friends than he thought. On the other hand, he's probably gonna make some new ones. Hope he likes toilet Merlot.