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Nam I am
WOW !!!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/08/nurse.intruder.ap/index.html

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

Susan Kuhnhausen, 51, ran to a neighbor's house after the confrontation Wednesday night. Police found the body of Edward Dalton Haffey 59, a convicted felon with a long police record.

Police said there was no obvious sign of forced entry at the house when Kuhnhausen, an emergency room nurse at Providence Portland Medical Center, got home from work shortly after 6 p.m.

Under Oregon law people can use reasonable deadly force when defending themselves against an intruder or burglar in their homes. Kuhnhausen was treated and released for minor injuries at Providence.

Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.

"Everyone that I've talked to says 'Hurray for Susan,' said neighbor Annie Warnock, who called 911.

"You didn't need to calm her. She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis."
 

Tame Ape

BUY HOPE!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2003
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I surprised she didn't just smother him with her tricep fat. That stuff is like a fin of pizza dough.
 

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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5'7 and 260.
That is "undersized" for most nurses around here.
That's my pet peeve to see a group of health care workers dressed in
huge neon animal prints out at lunch stuffing their grills and smoking
like its the last supper.
To heck with the cowboys,
"Where did all the hot nurses go?"
You are nurses dammit, be healthy.:bonk:

But anyway, back to the point.
Congrats to Nurse Jiggly for removing another scumbag from the earth.
 

burly50

Where the hell is everyone?
May 13, 2006
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Pft. I bet I could take her. I've been working out for a few weeks now.

Really though, I'm very happy to hear that she is not being charged with anything for simply defending herself. Too many times I hear of victims being arrested for throwing a proper beating on a would be robber or attacker.
 

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
Worst Hitman Ever!!
Not only did he come at the fat chick with a claw hammer, only to be owned and chocked to death, but he also carried in a backpack with the name and number on it of the man that hired him.
Whenever I get down on myself, I am just gonna think about this man, and I will instantly feel better.:bonk: