Dont you just love when youve had a cold/soar throat/glodded sinus thing for a few days, and you wake up, go to the bathroom to blow your nose, and a monster snoogie comes out the size of a slug? All of a sudden you feel much better.
I left one of those on a taxi's window the other day, after he almost ran me over.
It surprised me coming out, like a giant, floating, green oyster cartwheeling majestically through the air. Definately surprised him when it splatted and skidded across his windshield.
I felt proud.