[Knuckleslammer]

BTW, I'm captainfarrell

salo: NOBODY CAN SYNC
salo:
captainfarrell1970: GOOD
salo: NO DATA DUD
salo:
captainfarrell1970: HOPE THEY ARE ALL HAVING MISERABLE DAYS
salo: CANCEL TOMORROW'S PRIME RIB
captainfarrell1970: NO DATA - NO WORK
captainfarrell1970:
captainfarrell1970: NO WORK - REVENUE LOST
captainfarrell1970: "John, you hear what's happening at Simpleton North?"
captainfarrell1970: "yeah, wtf? god damn oracle, cancel lunch friday"
salo: LOL
captainfarrell1970: www.lostrevenue.com
salo:
salo: I LOVE IT
salo: ORACLE - INFORMATION AT LIGHT SPEED
captainfarrell1970: BROKERACLE

 

[dfinn]

no, because it's usually my responsibility to fix them.

 

[skyst3alth]

no, because it's usually my responsibility to fix them.

Same here. Things are great for you guys, the users are going out on extended lunches, taking the day off. We're in the office smashing our heads at 3am on a Tuesday trying to get the mofo to work...

Although we DO get to rumage through your stuff and can read all your emails, so i guess we win in the end

-Adam

 

[binary visions]

The company I'm consulting for put together a brand spankin' new 11i10 database, loaded everything from scratch, and only the validation team (~10-15 experienced users who don't screw around) have access to it, and it still breaks.

 

[BKQuill]

my stapler is broke...

 

[Knuckleslammer]

hey, I should give a **** the most, i'm the DBA for a company of 500 + users, that's frign funny ha? 11.5.10 EH? LOL. I say stick their data and reports up their ASS. What are they gonna do when the electricity goes OFF? SHUT, for good. GOT PAPER? GOT PENZ? A******S

 

[Toshi]

sounds like the positive thinking isn't working out too well

 

[binary visions]

hey, I should give a **** the most, i'm the DBA for a company of 500 + users, that's frign funny ha? 11.5.10 EH? LOL. I say stick their data and reports up their ASS. What are they gonna do when the electricity goes OFF? SHUT, for good. GOT PAPER? GOT PENZ? A******S

Let me just say it's really, really good to have you back.

 

[JimmyTwoTimes]

The company I'm consulting for put together a brand spankin' new 11i10 database, loaded everything from scratch, and only the validation team (~10-15 experienced users who don't screw around) have access to it, and it still breaks.

Oracle Development keeps consultants gainfully employed and well paid. :redX:

 

[skyst3alth]

sounds like the positive thinking isn't working out too well

He's a DBA, i'd say he's doing pretty good...

-Adam

 

[Knuckleslammer]

sounds like the positive thinking isn't working out too well

I was never an advocate of positive thinking. I just don't let things external to what's in my mind get in. I do rant, but that's what forums are for, right? I'm just in a battle you see, in a sea full of idiots. It's frusterating at times, you know, being a being that thinks at light speed, having to slow myself down to talk to androids void of conscious. Nauseating at times.