[jonKranked]

you walk into work and the sh!t just hits the fan. alarms going off cuz the nitrogen tanks were empty. BOTH OF THEM. AND THEY ARE THE BACK UPS FOR THE SYSTEM. WTF. Got yelled at by my boss for this, then also for not calibrating the equipment these tanks are for. Meanwhile, I was never trained TO calibrate them. Then other equipment is on the fritz, our environmental chambers have freaking calcium buildup and a 10 week study I have 3 of in each chamber (and are on week 7 of said study) may fail because the equipment repair may knock the humidty and temperature out of the acceptable ranges defined in the DOE. On top of that, had to do manual distribution (drop) testing because our drop tester broke last week. Had to walk down to another research department to weigh some samples. WTF its friday come on.

ok rant off. :redhot:

 

[I Are Baboon]

I ate a bagel.

 

[jacksonpt]

Yep - the poop has been in the fans all morning.

 

[jonKranked]

I ate a bagel.

didn't get my morning bagel. didn't get my morning coffee. WHAT THE SH!T. luckily i had a red bull on the drive in.

 

[vinnycactus]

i've been on the internet for 2.5hrs.

 

[DHS]

i was the one that took a dump into that guys seat bag

 

[I Are Baboon]

didn't get my morning bagel. didn't get my morning coffee. WHAT THE SH!T. luckily i had a red bull on the drive in.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.

 

[robdamanii]

I dropped a very satisfying log this morning, if that makes you feel any better?

 

[jonKranked]

Sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.

Alright Michael Bolton. I normally spend my first hour or so of work "zoning out"`

 

[laura]

I ate a bagel.

my banana got smashed in my bag and I had to eat it with a spoon

 

[McGRP01]

Yep - the poop has been in the fans all morning.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

my banana got smashed in my bag and I had to eat it with a spoon

I hate that...It's one of my pet peevs for sure!

On a totally unrelated topic....

They call me Mr. Boombastic
Frankie Fantastic

 

[Del]

my banana got smashed in my bag and I had to eat it with a spoon

Bananas are gross, inferior fruit. I like my bananas in the form of artificially flavored Now & Later candy or Laffy Taffy.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Bananas are gross, inferior fruit. I like my bananas in the form of artificially flavored Now & Later candy or Laffy Taffy.

Thank you Mr. Yellow #5!

 

[jonKranked]

i like bananas when placed into a blender alongside fresh raspberries and some orange juice. rum is optional.

 

[laura]

Bananas are gross, inferior fruit. I like my bananas in the form of artificially flavored Now & Later candy or Laffy Taffy.

laffy taffy is crap and their jokes are too.

Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

The banana is close to perfect, comes in its own wrapper, tastes good, doesn't get sticky and gross, can be cooked, won't pull your frickin caps out of your nouth.

 

[urbaindk]

JK- what kind of lab do you work in? Sounds like a place I used to work. I was always the guy that had to go in on holidays to fill the LN2 dewars to make sure the xray detectors didn't go belly up.

 

[jonKranked]

laffy taffy is crap and their jokes are too.

Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

The banana is close to perfect, comes in its own wrapper, tastes good, doesn't get sticky and gross, can be cooked, won't pull your frickin caps out of your nouth.

also the peels fly pretty well when tossed up out of car windows.


O'DOYLE RULES!

 

[jonKranked]

JK- what kind of lab do you work in? Sounds like a place I used to work. I was always the guy that had to go in on holidays to fill the LN2 dewars to make sure the xray detectors didn't go belly up.

i work in R&D testing packages for a pharmaceutical company. Both OTC and Rx. The Rx stuff is like one of the biggest/most important projects i'm on right now (the 10 week study) and it just can't fail.

edit: you would have gotten bonus points for asking in the form of a haiku

 

[Cooter Brown]

Thank you Mr. Yellow #5!

is that like Mambo #5?..................a little bitta Monica in the sun.......

 

[Secret Squirrel]

is that like Mambo #5?..................a little bitta Monica in the sun.......

It's like 'Mambo #5 of Suicide' for your sperm.....:hot:

Heh....I just made a Lou Bega spermicide reference! heh...

A little bit of death in you stick....
A little bit of Erica that ain't coming back...

Cha cha cha

 

[cadmus]

my banana got smashed in my bag and I had to eat it with a spoon

Sounds like you could use one of these:

or www.bananabunker.com

 

[bluebug32]

you walk into work and the sh!t just hits the fan. alarms going off cuz the nitrogen tanks were empty. BOTH OF THEM. AND THEY ARE THE BACK UPS FOR THE SYSTEM. WTF. Got yelled at by my boss for this, then also for not calibrating the equipment these tanks are for. Meanwhile, I was never trained TO calibrate them. Then other equipment is on the fritz, our environmental chambers have freaking calcium buildup and a 10 week study I have 3 of in each chamber (and are on week 7 of said study) may fail because the equipment repair may knock the humidty and temperature out of the acceptable ranges defined in the DOE. On top of that, had to do manual distribution (drop) testing because our drop tester broke last week. Had to walk down to another research department to weigh some samples. WTF its friday come on.

ok rant off. :redhot:

The only gas around here at work is the hot air that comes our of people's mouths.

oh, and me when I eat dairy

 

[Secret Squirrel]

^^ TMI.....thx....that is all...