[stevew]

after a quick glance...

copy/paste.

no spelling errors

 

[eric strt6]

Splat got into the med cabinet again

 

[SloMoJo]

Splat got into the med cabinet again

LOL

Ah Splat ...
I recall the first time I read those words ...
I too felt the urge to read them back out loud.
That was several years ago tho.

This must mean you have finished the Dick & Jane series.
Good for you man!!

Or was that the "Dick in Jane" series? ...I forget.

 

[4xBoy]

Sopa will end this thread.

 

[BadDNA]

Puff, puff, PASS!

I think you forgot the last part there Splat.

 

[Iridemtb]

Sooooo that's why you have 14,000+ posts?

 

[splat]

That Sam-I-Am!
That Sam-I-Am!
I do not like
That Sam-I-AM!

Of course he forgot

That Sam I am that Sam I am, I do not like that Sam I am.

yo nOOb look at post number 3

 

[splat]

Splat got into the med cabinet again

I like cough Medicine

 

[Damo]

Ah! I read those words every night for years with my little brother Sam. They are burned in my memory.

 

[splat]

after a quick glance...

copy/paste.

no spelling errors

Actually no, I typed the whole thing , believe it or not , I just proof read it first , unlike normal

 

[valve bouncer]

Rep to Splat. Certainly the best children's book ever written.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

As read by the Rev. Jesse Jackson:

 

[Westy]

Plagiarism, jail time.

 

[Sandwich]

http://bit.ly/wrD7ie

relevant, and hilarious.

 

[splat]

Weird all Reads it

 

[Changleen]

Slinky Malinki was blacker than black
A stalking and lurking adventurous cat
With bright yellow eyes
And a warbling wail
And a kink at the end of his very long tail

 

[Changleen]

Dr. Seuss
Can suck my dick
I do not like him, not one bit
Hit schtick is simple, not much fun
A limited meme of ‘rhyming fun’
Maybe good for one year olds
But the human brain is manifold
I want rhyming couplets just for starters
I’d rather dine on meh tah phor afters.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

If you don't like it
Do not read
constant whining
We don't need
After all is done and said
Pack it up and go to bed
Never never never tattle
On the everlasting prattle

 

[Changleen]

And even that
is kind of shallow;
What we need is more than Hasbro’s
plastic shit and repeated ‘ideas’
Bent around societal tumours

Let’s decide that we can move on
To the communication of improvement.

 

[Changleen]

Anyone can write a success
With A and C and D and F
Like rhyming puns the beats flow like wine
I’m drunk as shit but my beats still fine
Flowing from my brainstem, just like water
But off to bed I probably oughta
Tomorrow I will wake to know
To stop pretending that I got real flow.

 

[stevew]

what the fuck.....