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Dragboat Races: What redneck pics do you want to see...

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  1. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    I'm working security for the Boat Drags tomorrow (ie: walk/ride around the event making sure the attendees don't get too rowdy when the freedomizing drag boats fly by). I snagged a bunch of mullet pics last year to fulfill my need for stereotyping. so this year, i ask my monkey friends: What type of stereotypical redneck pics do you want me to try and get this year?

    some of the good ones last year were rebel flag tattoos, missing teeth, backyard/prison tatts, various types of flag clothing...


    so, any suggestions? :D

    yeah...kind of late notice, i know.
     

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  3. FlyinPolack

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    Pics of their children's portrait tattoos on rednecks.
    X2 if it's a female..
     
  4. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    a pics from last year. dad with mullet, son with tapout hat :rofl:
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Big hair redneck chicks wearing any variation of leopard print or Lynyrd Skynyrd clothing.

    What lake are you working ?
     
  6. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    oak hollow

    http://www.highpointjaycees.org/index.php/oak-hollow-boat-drags

    hilarious vid at the bottom of the page showing what it's like. listen to the crowd on the first one. standing in the crowd, i could hear people yelling things like, "yeah! that's the sound of freedom!" :rofl: :rofl:


    the horsepower coming out of these boats is pretty impressive but they're so volatile and skittish that less than half of the boats actually make it to the first marker. the crowd that comes to these events keep my laughing for a while ;)
     
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    Some tailgate/camping party set-ups, like the kiddie pools filled with beer and engine block BBQ's. Golf carts and redneck ice-chest wagons, Daisy Dukes (women preferably)
     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    + rebel flag shirts

    bonus for feeler gauge teeth x2 for mopar spacing

    bananas too
     
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    Femullets. Always a classy look.
     
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    Sleeveless flannel shirt w/mullet. Tattoo of the American flag always helps
     
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    Rat tail kids and the mullets who love them.

    We had a blast at Boatnik this year. Not sure if the boats or the crowd was more entertaining. Drag boats on the river was bad ass.
     
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    A couple in matching rebel flag bathing attire. I saw it at the lake once but didnt have a camera handy.
     
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    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Is this guy performing the entertainment?

     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    please?


    or?
     
  18. manimal

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    i don't have the usb cable for my camera with me but so far i've gotten a chubby chick with fake boobs in a leopard skin bikini, a truck with an american and confederate NC flag flying in the bed, a dude in jean shorts with bright pink sunburnt legs, dude in wheelchair with a cast on arm and leg with childs face tattoo on his shoulder.....and i'm trying to track down the dude i saw with a permed mullet.

    i'll upload the pics tonight or tomorrow ;)
     
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    Am I the only one that actually wants to see pics of the race?
     
  20. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    ok, here we go...
    I have to aplogize for the quality of the pics. i had to shoot from the hip to keep from being complained on...i mean, a cop taking random pics of people in a crowd doesn't sit too well with everyone. it was also hot as hell, heat index over 110 and people were falling out right and left.
    enjoy!

    Fat chick in leopard skin bikini (he bf caught me snapping this pic and asked if i wanted to have my pic taken with her. i think he thought that i thought she was hot :rofl: )

    my buddy pointing out the burned calves with jean shorts


    stereotype fulfilled!

    rebel flat tatt

    can't go wrong with a scorpion tatt

    D-bag twins (these guys had nearly identical tatts on their necks and chest)

    gotta have a body paint chick

    typical towel shirt

    pit crew member

    17 and pregnant with a corona bathing suit (she had to sit in the EMS shelter when she overheated)


    this man will freedomize you!!!

    permed mullet or really curly hair?

    not sure what this was :eek:

    skullet!


    and the winner is....
    nipple piercings AND belly button pierced! :rofl:
     
  21. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    This shot could also have been taken at any DH race in the SouthEast in the late 90's.
     
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    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    that's doug after a 2 year drinking binge ;)
     
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    Great pics, gotta love the freak show. :rofl:
     
  24. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    :rofl:

    This man will be freedom to the world!
     
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    And those boats consume a lot of gas. Gas comes from oil. Oil comes from the middle east (and apparently the gulf of mexico where it kills our economy.)

    Yeah, freedom.
     
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    Holy crap. Those were awesome! +rep
     
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    I need to hand out some rep today and get back to you on this one. Damn, so many awesome pics. I would have sworn you were in Grants Pass.
     
  29. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    i'm upset because i never got a pic of the skinny girl in pink bikini with 8" CAMO HUNTING BOOTS on :rofl:

    she was right at the lakes edge and i felt it would be too creepy for me to walk right up to her and snap a pic ;)
     
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    yes.

    here..it looks like this...over and over ;)
     
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    awesome post!

    scary though...

    freedomize the world...
     
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    Next time just tell her you're the Facebook Police and here on official business.

    Switching out your standard issue hand cuffs for some pink furry ones wouldn't be a bad idea either.
     
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