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Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,832
7,086
borcester rhymes
that sounds fun/a fancy way of saying social media outreach specialist/knockoff wendy's twitter

my dream is to not work or not have to worry about work. I think I enjoy it enough to be engaged, but I don't want to do what I love, I want to enjoy it enough to not quit and save doing what I love for just enjoying it!
 

slyfink

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2008
9,796
5,627
Ottawa, Canada
careful, or this could get NSFW real quick....

for me, it would be to operate a coffee shop/mountain bike store in a mountainous area close to the sea (e.g. Pyrénées, French/Italian Riviera, Sea-to-Sky, Sunshine Coast), that also run a mountain biking guiding operation on the side.
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,693
12,485
In the cleavage of the Tetons
Hey, if they would pay me to travel México and eat tacos, I would go all Bourdain on it. For a while, maybe two years? I’m retiring in 3-5, unless I start selling joint replacements.
(I guess I could work in a dispensary!)
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,386
15,158
directly above the center of the earth
I've had two dream jobs in my life. Scuba Instructor. Diving every weekend and getting laid by different women in each class I taught 1980-86 and being a fire fighter 2002-2014 Both were super fun and rewarding, 3rd place was as a climbing guide 1996-99

I may not have made a lot of money in my life but damn I have had fun
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,891
Crawlorado
Having spent a lengthy time as an unemployed adult, I'd gladly do that again. Full time too. I'd be perfectly content making 0 contribution to the progress of humanity except for my sunny disposition.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,485
Groton, MA
I have been very fortunate the last 4.5yrs at my current position, for several reasons. What I do is very fun and fulfilling, it enables me to afford a nice house and living for my family, I have made very close friends through my current project and my boss/group puts family-work balance as top priority. Also have many opportunities to move into different positions/fields and relocate across the world fairly easily if I wanted.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,343
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
honestly i really like what i do 90% of the time. but if not...obvs. a backcountry pisgah guide. wouldn't mind being a trailbuilder either. maybe a nat'l forest ranger?
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
I have been very fortunate the last 4.5yrs at my current position, for several reasons. What I do is very fun and fulfilling, it enables me to afford a nice house and living for my family, I have made very close friends through my current project and my boss/group puts family-work balance as top priority. Also have many opportunities to move into different positions/fields and relocate across the world fairly easily if I wanted.
Says someone who hasn't been around for three months, and too stressed to celebrate his b-day. :D
 
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Changleen

Paranoid Member
Jan 9, 2004
14,732
2,712
Pōneke
Do you know there are small towns in Italy which have become empty due to urbanisation where you can buy a pretty nice place that needs some restoration for, in some cases 1 euro if you commit to said Reno. I quite like fixing stuff up and I actually looked at a couple when I was living in Denmark, one was this frickin castle. Maybe a nice retirement plan for the able bodied?

Edit; thanks Google:
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,755
7,098
Unemployment is still my favourite profession to date, fuck I was good at it.
Friends would randomly ring up with some short term work which kept the dream alive.

I currently work at a job I hate because they let me do a four day week and it is three miles from home.
Once I have the perfect toolkit I will quit and get a proper job.
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,891
Crawlorado
Do you know there are small towns in Italy which have become empty due to urbanisation where you can buy a pretty nice place that needs some restoration for, in some cases 1 euro if you commit to said Reno. I quite like fixing stuff up and I actually looked at a couple when I was living in Denmark, one was this frickin castle. Maybe a nice retirement plan for the able bodied?

Edit; thanks Google:
Japan has a similar program in place. $500 USD gets you a house.

 

dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
8,474
5,122
Do you know there are small towns in Italy which have become empty due to urbanisation where you can buy a pretty nice place that needs some restoration for, in some cases 1 euro if you commit to said Reno. I quite like fixing stuff up and I actually looked at a couple when I was living in Denmark, one was this frickin castle. Maybe a nice retirement plan for the able bodied?

Edit; thanks Google:
A free house that’s hardly inhabitable and will take thousands and plenty of labor to get it workable. Then you get to live in a depressing ghost town, far from services. And while you fix up yours, everything else in the village continues to crumble. Sounds terrible to me. I looked at some of the pics on the site you sent and yeah, hell.

What would be more interesting personally is a house in a town/village that needs some tlc.

This general phenomenon is happening all over Europe. The success rate of these villages turning around has been very low to nil.
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,832
7,086
borcester rhymes
This general phenomenon is happening all over Europe. The success rate of these villages turning around has been very low to nil.
it's happening in the US, too. I grew up in syracuse, my wife in Utica. Parts of utica are ghost towns. The little town she grew up in is like methhead central. House values in the area I grew up in haven't budged since I left for college in the early 2000s. Everybody is moving towards cities, towards opportunities. My home value has gone up 25% since I bought it four years ago- it's bananas.

There's hope that telecommuting will revive some areas, but honestly if I'm going to be able to telecommute, I'm going to live someplace awesome like VT or CO, and I feel like most jobs require more than occasional visit, like a couple of times a month.
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Japan has a similar program in place. $500 USD gets you a house.

But you don't actually own the house and need permission from the owners to do any major updates, do I understand that correctly? If so, FTS.
 

chuffer

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2004
1,794
1,142
McMinnville, OR
There are age limits on some of those "we'll pay you to live here" offers. My Japanese wife and I took a quick look at the offers in Japan - over 40 need not apply. Same deal for the Italian offer I think. Ageist assholes.
 

mykel

closer to Periwinkle
Apr 19, 2013
5,489
4,214
sw ontario canada
Ironically, I would like to be functional enough to actually be able to get a job.
Forced retirement with no formal daily structure due to my fucking head really really sucks.