[JRB]

So there are some pretty weird ones, so I decided last week in FL that I would make up names and see if I actually got a drink. I got nothing.

"heatwave" was the main one I pushed, but no one had heard of it.

 

[stinkyboy]

Ask for some Donkey Punch next time.

 

[BigMike]

I like a Blue Motorcycle

They have never heard of it in Florida.......... I decided Florida sucks

 

[Tenchiro]

Ask for a Dirty Sanchez.

 

[JRB]

Ask for a Dirty Sanchez.

I'll not be asking for anything in my ass. Ever.

 

[Tenchiro]

I'll not be asking for anything in my ass. Ever.

I agree, It's nice when you don't have to ask. ink:

 

[Jr_Bullit]

I thought the heatwave was pretty much a standard drink.
Ask for a Golden Lion sometime - super tasty and no one knows what it is...lol - it's a gin based drink, orange juice and lemon juice are the other main ingredients.

I was suprised at the Paris casino in Vegas that they didn't know how to make a French martini...hahaha...

Pink elephants also seem to be not known so much...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

San Juan Hooker....mmmm.....


A hefty shot of tequila (middle of the road stuff only please....no good can come from wasting the good stuff), chaser shot of pickle juice. Really takes the sting out. If you want to get adventurous, go with a chaser shot of jalapeno juice!!!

 

[Jabuttri]

when my roommates, girlfriend and I were in canada we made up an after dinner drink. We were already drunk and someone said we should name it after an animal and a body part= Red Tree Squirl's Scrotum

1 shot creme de mint
1 shot creme de caoco
1 shot kaluah
1 shot vodka
coffee
touch of cream

 

[goodtobeIrie]

when I was back visiting family in So. Dak. We were at some hick bar and I ordered a round of Lemon Drop shots for everyone...I got a warm shot of vodka with a side of lemon wedge and mound of sugar...not realizing what exactly was going on until I drank it...I almost puked...last time I order anything other than a beer or a said liquor ingredient drink (Chopin/cranberry, blue saphire/tonic) in a hick bar EVER...

 

[SilentJ]

One time we mixed up rye with blue pepsi...greenest drink I've ever seen. We named it "green dong". I've never gotten a green dong (the drink) at a bar.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

when my roommates, girlfriend and I were in canada we made up an after dinner drink. We were already drunk and someone said we should name it after an animal and a body part= Red Tree Squirl's Scrotum

1 shot creme de mint
1 shot creme de caoco
1 shot kaluah
1 shot vodka
coffee
touch of cream

So how'd it look in the toilet...that's the true test...

 

[OGRipper]

....saphire....

Dammit, now I'm craving a martini.

Ask for a Manson Cocktail next time. The version I know is a puke-green combination of rotgut vodka, gin, and grain alchohol mixed with grape soda and orange Hi-C. Yum. First you'll be all :looney: and then you'll be all

 

[JRB]

We ran out of Coke for the rum at a party once. The Dewcardi was born...

:wonky2:

You drink rum at parties??? Homo.

 

[stinkyboy]

That's an actual drink:

Donkey Punch recipe
Scale ingredients to servings
3 parts orange juice
2 parts ginger ale
1 part pineapple juice
1 part Bacardi light rum
1/4 part grenadine syrup

I thought I was being clever...

 

[JRB]

That's an actual drink:

Donkey Punch recipe
Scale ingredients to servings
3 parts orange juice
2 parts ginger ale
1 part pineapple juice
1 part Bacardi light rum
1/4 part grenadine syrup

I thought I was being clever...

That's the result I was looking for. Right on.

 

[stinkyboy]

You drink rum at parties??? Homo.

Where should I drink it pvssy?

 

[JRB]

Where should I drink it pvssy?

I guess as long as you are having it with your "girlfriends", parties are ok.

Was it your orientation that drove the wives away???

 

[SkaredShtles]

Cement mixer
Pond scum

Both involve dairy products which curdle.

 

[JRB]

Cement mixer
Pond scum

Both involve dairy products which curdle.

yuck - later bitches.

 

[stinkyboy]

I guess as long as you are having it with your "girlfriends", parties are ok.

Was it your orientation that drove the wives away???

Do you suck because you're friendless, or the other way around?

 

[DRB]

Tell the bartender Kill Me Now.

 

[JRB]

Do you suck because you're friendless, or the other way around?

I think it's the other way around. I think you should like guys, because the guys around here seem to like you ok.*






*disclaimer - this is not an offer. I am not hitting on you.

 

[Austin Bike]

"Is it wrong to call alcohol 'pain go bye bye juice'?"

- Patton Oswalt

 

[Rip]

Gorilla Fart
Screaming Nazis
Slow Screw
Alien Secretion
Beam me up scotty
Between the sheets
Blue Devil
Boiler Maker
Brain
Brave Bull
Bushwhacker
Buttery Nipple
Choke and Puke
Cordless screwdriver
Deathwish
Dirty Girl Scout
Dirty Mother
Face Eraser
Harvey Wallbanger
Lobotomy
Red Death
Sex on the beach
Slippery Nipple
Sloe Comfortable Screw
Surfer on Acid
Windex
Woo Woo
Zipperhead
Zombie

 

[hooples3]

I am a fan of the mind eraser

 

[def]

Cement mixer

The aftermath of this beverage has scared me away.

The worst curdling experience was at a bar where the mgnt wouldn't drop the shot in a car bomb for fear of breaking their pint glasses. It was slowly poured in. The contents decided to violently come back to live a short time later.

drink name: russian quailude (if thats how you spell that fufu drink?)

 

[rigidhack]

Gorilla Fart
Screaming Nazis
Slow Screw
Alien Secretion
Beam me up scotty
Between the sheets
Blue Devil
Boiler Maker
Brain
Brave Bull
Bushwhacker
Buttery Nipple
Choke and Puke
Cordless screwdriver
Deathwish
Dirty Girl Scout
Dirty Mother
Face Eraser
Harvey Wallbanger
Lobotomy
Red Death
Sex on the beach
Slippery Nipple
Sloe Comfortable Screw
Surfer on Acid
Windex
Woo Woo
Zipperhead
Zombie

I think I have tried most of these.

Worst combo ever:
Cutty Sark
Bombay Gin
Triple Sec

Got it by ordering a 6/49 in a Canadian bar. (6/49 is the Canadian national lottery. The drink is put together with the 6th bottle from the right on the first shelf, 4th from the left on the second shelf, 9th from the right on the third shelf.)