[valve bouncer]

Tonight I drove home drunk and didn't even behead one person. Was my action outrageous?
(Caveat- Mrs Valve doesn't know yet so the potential for beheading has not yet approached zero)
Discuss Damn True.

 

[Tenchiro]

LOL, your just asking for people to become indignant....



Happy flamewar though.

 

[Guntruck]

Outrageous? I think not, there needs to be more good men like yourself to carry the hard battle on to the end. Its a long hard road but somebody has to do it. Fight on brother.

 

[valve bouncer]

LOL, your just asking for people to become indignant....



Happy flamewar though.

Yeah, I must admit that it was a pretty piss poor attempt at trolling

 

[BurlyShirley]

Is driving drunk even illegal in Doucheland?

 

[Skookum]

i pass by drunk drivers often, if it was legal for me to run them off the road and shoot them in the kneecaps with a shotgun i'd probably consider it a public service.

*next*

 

[chicodude]

drunk driver = bad

drunk guy riding a bike = freaking hillarious

 

[valve bouncer]

Is driving drunk even illegal in Doucheland?

Yep.....it's bad and naughty.

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

Was the drunkeness more toward the "Oh **** an alien crash landed on top of the house up the road causing a dog to run out in the street which I narrowly avoided but in so doing hit the little kids watching from across the street because my reaction time was slow" kinda drunk - or more like the "Grey Dawn" kinda drunk?

Aliens = iffy, but forgivable
Grey Dawn = what Skookum said.





[note: Grey Dawn was a southpark episode about seniors driving ]

 

[valve bouncer]

Was the drunkeness more toward the "Oh **** an alien crash landed on top of the house up the road causing a dog to run out in the street which I narrowly avoided but in so doing hit the little kids watching from across the street because my reaction time was slow" kinda drunk - or more like the "Grey Dawn" kinda drunk?

Aliens = iffy, but forgivable
Grey Dawn = what Skookum said.





[note: Grey Dawn was a southpark episode about seniors driving ]

No it was drive the wrong way up a one-way street, no headlights scattering pedestrians in my wake thinking I'm Sebastien Loeb, wake up the next morning wondering how the f*ck I got home

 

[LordOpie]

Was the drunkeness more...QUOTE]
we try not to encourage him too much.

 

[valve bouncer]

Was the drunkeness more...QUOTE]
we try not to encourage him too much.

F*ck off porky, as if I need any encouragement to be an idiot...it's all natural idiocy. :nuts:

 

[golgiaparatus]

Ive only driven home totally wasted once, I went real slow and I made it home fine and all but it wasnt a fun drive.

Im not a big fan of getting sloshed inyway, I like a few beers (4-5), but if I'm gonna wake up feeing low energy the next day, forget it. Anyway, I dotn get the opportunity to drive wasted because wasted isnt fun for me for some reason.

 

[dante]

dude, drunk driving's only fun in video games, preferably in a place like Jillians where you can get wasted *and* play racing/driving games all at the same time. they even have little stands to put your beer on. :evil:

drunk driving in real life sucks.

 

[manimal]

eh...it's a self correcting issue. you either:

1. make it home and wonder why your car is parked in the grass instead of the driveway

2. get caught by the po-po and pay lots of money

3. get in a wreck and kill someone and hopefully yourself as well

hey...it's your life, do what you want....but i'm a firm believer that if you kill/maim someone because your stupid arse decided to drive drunk.....you should be killed/maimed as well.

 

[valve bouncer]

eh...it's a self correcting issue. you either:

1. make it home and wonder why your car is parked in the grass instead of the driveway

2. get caught by the po-po and pay lots of money

3. get in a wreck and kill someone and hopefully yourself as well

hey...it's your life, do what you want....but i'm a firm believer that if you kill/maim someone because your stupid arse decided to drive drunk.....you should be killed/maimed as well.

You've become much more serious since you've become a walloper, haven't you? <------that smiley is used for when your comments are tongue in cheek and not to be taken seriously.....you might notice that I've used it before in this thread.

 

[manimal]

You've become much more serious since you've become a walloper, haven't you? <------that smiley is used for when your comments are tongue in cheek and not to be taken seriously.....you might notice that I've used it before in this thread.

"walloper"..... i like that term

 

[LordOpie]

"walloper"..... i like that term

speaking of cops...

I got arrested last night by a really cute lady cop. She told me that anything I said can and would be held against me, so I said, "boobies". She didn't think that was so funny.