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Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
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Yakistan
So, this totally explains it. I'm far less confused now!
You dudes never stopped breastfeeding or sucking your thumbs.

It's a good thing they invented velcro, or you'd still be walking around barefoot too. :)
You sound more confused than ever! NIP, NIP, HOORAY!
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
8,418
6,956
Yakistan
Hey, man. While I've got someone's attention. Exactly what does one have to do to earn control of their own tag? Is this some sort of strange right of passage? I think I got demoted from chimp status to chump status somehow? ;)
Nobody has control over their tag. It is bestowed upon the user if they have found themselves in the eye of the lizard overlords. Dammit lizards dont have nipples. What mad science is this.
 

gonefirefightin

free wieners
just don't forget you liter of cola
to fill my camel back with, last time i went up there was in Chris birch's hard enduro clinic on the moto. Ate so much on the way in I had a stomach ache the first day of riding and puked all over squamish.

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then on the way out of town I did it again and blew up the border crossing shitters. Just can’t help myself