[MMike]

(no not THOSE kind of promises)

So last night was the company xmas party.

The president/owner is a really good guy. He's a pilot, has his own helicopter (407), and he and his wife both ride. (Her more than him apparently.

So he knows that I ride. (shut up! not often, but I ride!)

Anyway...every year the drunken promises start. "Ok! I'm flying you out and we're going to.......***fill in the awesome blank **"

So last night, he started in on flying my to calgary (where he is), then he flies me, his wife and myself in his helicopter to Vancouver, where we will pick up Da Peach, and we (Da Peach and I) will "lead" them on a BC mountain bike adventure.

Of course he will pay for everything....what with him being a millionaire and all.

He kept saying "SET IT UP!! SET IT UP!! My wife will love me for this!!!'

So I'm thinking I'm not going to let this one go.


Oh and apparently we're also starting a band.

 

[stevew]

at least he didn't promise a raise.

 

[ire]

Any job openings there?

 

[syadasti]

Years ago the best I did was to get my boss/founder/owner of a VC+MA financial company to come to my house to buy my bike and show him step by step how to build it. He flies his own Citation 525 jet and I've been in the copilot's seat en route before.

 

[jonKranked]

you should have recorded it

 

[Pesqueeb]

Why don't you just save some time and pretense and suck his cock?

 

[jonKranked]

Why don't you just save some time and pretense and suck his cock?

that is very much not with tradition.

 

[gonefirefightin]

the last christmas party I went to, the company owners daughter proposed to me. I laughed. so did her dad

 

[jonKranked]

did you take her to the bathroom to give a "preview" of married life?

 

[MMike]

my deal sounds better

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

did you take her to the bathroom to give a "preview" of married life?

What, take her to the bathroom, argue for 45 minutes, her slam the door on his face and he sleeps in the bathtub?

 

[gonefirefightin]

something like that

 

[JohnE]

...Mrs JohnEspent the whole Christmas party telling me how hot a couple of my female co workers are...and me with no Twister mat and tequila...

 

[jonKranked]

What, take her to the bathroom, argue for 45 minutes, her slam the door on his face and he sleeps in the bathtub?

no. blumpkin.

 

[Westy]

He wants to PIIYB