[JRB]

So I am chillin Saturday and the phone rings. It is my bitch step niece that I have not talked to since Christmas of 2002. She lives 3 miles from me, but it a c%^t and I can't stand to be around her pretentious stupid ass. So now she is calling everyone she knows and asking them to give her money that she pledged for hungry kids. Ok how f'in stupid am I? Why wouldn't I just call a charity and donate instead of giving some dumb bitch $29.95? How lame is it to not even have a round number? Long story short, she won't likely call back. I have officially been hateful. Having spent some time with her sister in Chicago last week, I was tweeked when she called. Seems she just calls everyone she knows. I know they call it a job, but it is not. Get a real job for Christ's sake and quit buggin people I say. Anyone else have lame ass relatives? They suck. :mumble: :mumble:
:mumble:
:mumble:

 

[stosh]

Pics of said step niece before I pass judgement.

 

[I Are Baboon]

What exactly does an "ass telemarketer" sell? Asses?

 

[JRB]

Pics of said step niece before I pass judgement.

It's sufficient to say she is as unattractive as she is stupid.

 

[JRB]

What exactly does an "ass telemarketer" sell? Asses?

I guess they could.

 

[stosh]

this topic sucks

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dammit. I thought you said Dumbass Telemarkers. I was gonna agree with you.

Although I think I might agree with you anyway.



Stosh is right, this topic sucks.

-S.S.-

 

[Echo]

I wonder if the no call list in NY applies to family members

 

[JRB]

I wonder if the no call list in NY applies to family members

I should really kick her in the nuts. I am on the TX no call list.

 

[golgiaparatus]

What exactly does an "ass telemarketer" sell? Asses?

I DONT KNOW BUT FROM THE (oops caps lock) sound of it, I actually might be in the market. I'm low on ass these days.

Have the bootie pushers call me ASAP.

 

[Hawkeye]

put her on the do not call list.

 

[reflux]

You should put her on the "B1tch, if you know what's good for you, don't call this number again" list.

 

[JRB]

You should put her on the "B1tch, if you know what's good for you, don't call this number again" list.

She made that one Saturday. :nuts:

 

[reflux]

She made that one Saturday. :nuts:

my personal favorite for when they just can't get the hint:


Me: "Hello."

Other person: "Yo, what's up reflux? It's me, how's it goin?"

Me: "Great." <click>

 

[Fulton]

Anyone else have lame ass relatives? They suck. :mumble: :mumble:
:mumble:
:mumble:

unfortunately, I am the lame ass relative in my family