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Dumbest candy invention

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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Hershey's Swoops... WTF?

The package they come in is this big
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The interior packing is this big
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The actual chocolate scoop is this big

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(sizes shown are representation and should not be scaled to actual size)


Plus it's just like chocolate in the shape of a pringles chip = WTF?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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The nice thing about lepers is you can dip your potato chips in their backs at parties. I dunno how it would taste w/ chocolate though.

:think:
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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dh girlie said:
Swoooop there it is!!! Those things look soooo not appealing...
Agreed but they were on sale an the office manager wanted some chocolate.
 

Mackie

Monkey
Mar 4, 2004
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stosh said:
Hershey's Swoops... WTF?
This brings up a point that I have discussed with my wife - when was the last time there was truly new candy?

Like the bars are always chocolate, caramel, nuts, nougat, etc....
Then there are the chewies - toffee, gummies, jelly beans.
Then the licorice & stuff like that.

But all the new candy in like the past 10 years has just been a recombination of those old ingredients found in candy that already exists! I mean, I think that Sour Patch Kids must have been so innovative that they rattled that whole industry! I don't think that there has been anything radically different introduced since then.

Where are all the creative candy thinkers? :confused:
What will be the next Sour Patch kids!?!?! :mumble:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Mackie said:
But all the new candy in like the past 10 years has just been a recombination of those old ingredients found in candy that already exists!
Same with Mexican food.

Meat
Beans
Rice
Tortilla
Cheese
Guac
Add misc vegetables.

Other than that, restaurants butcher the basic designs to come up with a selling gimmick.

Pizza tostadas, etc.
:rolleyes:
 

firetoole

duch bag
Nov 19, 2004
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Wooo Tulips!!!!
H8R said:
Same with Mexican food.

Meat
Beans
Rice
Tortilla
Cheese
Guac
Add misc vegetables.

Other than that, restaurants butcher the basic designs to come up with a selling gimmick.

Pizza tostadas, etc.
:rolleyes:
you forgot Churreso
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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firetoole said:
you forgot Churreso
I had a burrito in Germany, and instead of beans they filled it with corn. Spiced with tons of paprika. Germans are clueless.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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dh girlie said:
So you're your managers bitch? She/he says I want chocolate, and you run and buy the chocolate? And since it was on sale...sounds like you were concerned with cost...you have to use your own money??? Man first your gf now the office manager...:D
Actually cost was an issue because I was buying it for the office as she has done in the past.
I got peanut butter cups for myself and since the swoops were on sale so I purchased them to try.
 

DNA

The human raccoon
Jan 31, 2003
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I figured this was going to be about Chronic Candy.

"Every lick is like taking a hit"

"Tell your friends, but not the cops!"