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Dumbest Fad ever!!!
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A Talkative Public Bathroom Cell Phone Joke
Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- "Hi there, how is it going?"
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:
- "Not bad..."
Then the voice says:
- "So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
- "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."
The next thing he says shocks me:
- "Want to stop by my place tonight?"
I nervously answered:
- "Um, no thanks. I don't even know you."
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this asshole in the next stall keeps answering me."
Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- "Hi there, how is it going?"
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:
- "Not bad..."
Then the voice says:
- "So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
- "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."
The next thing he says shocks me:
- "Want to stop by my place tonight?"
I nervously answered:
- "Um, no thanks. I don't even know you."
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this asshole in the next stall keeps answering me."
I still treat it like a cell phone... I always excuse myself for any call... its just common courtesy...jdschall said:
There was this guy dressed in this 2,000 dollar suit yelling at this bush in my offices' lobby....I was like..."O.k.....I think the Merrill Lynch guy just blew a head gasket and went bananas..." Nope...he was yelling at his wife (or possibly ex...) about not picking up the dry cleaning....
I do that same thing, I always think someone's talking to me out of the blue about something I wasn't paying attention to....So I finally don't pay attention to those people anymore, and all of a sudden, someone actually starts talking to me but I ignore them instead of getting the "I'm-on-a-very-important-call-that-will-make-your-life-insignificant-why-are-you-even-looking-at-me" look.....
I do that same thing, I always think someone's talking to me out of the blue about something I wasn't paying attention to....So I finally don't pay attention to those people anymore, and all of a sudden, someone actually starts talking to me but I ignore them instead of getting the "I'm-on-a-very-important-call-that-will-make-your-life-insignificant-why-are-you-even-looking-at-me" look.....
I don't understand why the guy would stand in the office doing that. I dont' want everybody to hear my business.Secret Squirrel said:There was this guy dressed in this 2,000 dollar suit yelling at this bush in my offices' lobby....I was like..."O.k.....I think the Merrill Lynch guy just blew a head gasket and went bananas..." Nope...he was yelling at his wife (or possibly ex...) about not picking up the dry cleaning....
I do that same thing, I always think someone's talking to me out of the blue about something I wasn't paying attention to....So I finally don't pay attention to those people anymore, and all of a sudden, someone actually starts talking to me but I ignore them instead of getting the "I'm-on-a-very-important-call-that-will-make-your-life-insignificant-why-are-you-even-looking-at-me" look.....
Gah, my roommate did that all last year. He had those earpieces with the mic dangling from them. He would stand next to me and start talking, and I would start talking back without noticing he was on the phone. Plus, he was partially deaf, so half the time he didn't even notice I was talking back to him. It's a great way to bug the hell out of someone.jdschall said:
Dumbest fad ever: Free riding.
I was going to say digital music devices.... but then realized i just joined the clones. At least when people see my white earbuds they think Im cool and have an ipod. Little do they know, im not that much of a clone.
Precisely!!!stosh said:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!Ciaran said:
How about popped collars? That was dumb in 1985 and is still dumb.
Dumbest fad ever: Fads.
Asshole magnets! They've died out a bit though.stosh said:Here is another dumb fad
As for the handsfree; they're good for the car, but you look like a tool walking around with them in your ear in public. Just take it out when you leave your car. It's amazing how many people have to constantly be attached to their phones
I totally want one of those wireless ear pieces for my cell phone.
Guys that wear Girls Pants,
Oh..... and those little rubber bracelets everyone seems to be wearing these days. I think it started out with some sort of significant meaning, but the other day some guy at my work was wearing a baby blue one with a Nike swoosh symbol on it.
Oh..... and those little rubber bracelets everyone seems to be wearing these days. I think it started out with some sort of significant meaning, but the other day some guy at my work was wearing a baby blue one with a Nike swoosh symbol on it.
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I've seen one of those ribbons that says 'support autoism' with a really multi colored scheme. Wouldn't that really confuse somebody with autism?
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while i do think it is a good cause, i just got sick of them once they became a fashion statement.stevew said:
You'd think that little guy would be tired out by now....that's a lot of humping. I hope he gets a break for Christmas.Wumpus said:
You mean he spooges in Stosh's cranial cavity?bluebug32 said:
I use a wired headset in my car, and if I HAVE to use it, I tell whoever else is in the car i'm going to take a quick call so they don't think i'm talking to them.
My dad has his phone on him all the time, and has a headset on most of the time. It's annoying as *$&#, especailly when he talks on the phone when we are out at a resturant and he doesn't get up from the table
My dad has his phone on him all the time, and has a headset on most of the time. It's annoying as *$&#, especailly when he talks on the phone when we are out at a resturant and he doesn't get up from the table
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I piss in mine so I don't have to leave the tent. It is named "d'potty".stosh said:
I'm not sure if this has been said, but the dumbest fad EVER is the whole ugg boot with the mini skirt thing. Oh yeah, and cigarettes are just as bad too.
i don't know...Ally Hilfiger looked pretty cute like that.Li'l Dave said:
i have another fad, but it's not clothing related.
white girls/ guys talking in blackspeak/ ghettospeak. **** that's annoying. babe, your dad worked at ArthurAnderson, now works for the American Heart Association, your mom's a housewife, and you grew up in suburbia...it's not cute, or funny, when you talk like Lashonda.
yes its quite an annoying fad, but when a girl with nice legs and a fine ass wears that getup im not complaining.Li'l Dave said:
Okay, I'll give ya that... but a hot butt in any clothes is always a good thing 
I'm a little sick of it here in Cali though, what are your feet frozen and your butt too hot or something, I mean come on, its 75 degress outside?
I'm a little sick of it here in Cali though, what are your feet frozen and your butt too hot or something, I mean come on, its 75 degress outside?well we have it the other way around. girls are wearing super short skirts when its 20 degrees out. if you are gonna do that, at least wear a thin top to let the high beams shine.Li'l Dave said:Okay, I'll give ya that... but a hot butt in any clothes is always a good thing
Another good point, you're a good man gnurider