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Well, well, well here I go again. But this I cannot accept nor will I ever be able to live this down. My misgivings will undoubtedly be unfathomable and extensive upon the auction of this, my favourite bike. My most trusted steed in all the land born from the beautiful hills of Mill Valley, California at the base of Mt. Tamalpais, where trails are minutes away and Wilderness Trail Bikes headquarters is to be found.
I weep as I compose this, the bereavement of a true friend my WTB Phoenix. I am the original owner and we've never crashed. Do I start with the dimensions of my Baby and its components or shall I rant on about how superior possessions can be?
Im certain each one of you is asking, Whys the bastard selling if its so damn perfect? Well thats my secret you meddlesome Curious George Monkey. You intrusive sub-human worm. I mean why dont you track down your good for nothing dad and ask him why he left you and poor old Mom? Oh oh that might have been too close to home for Sally and Joe. Sorry guys I didnt mean to go there. But then again I would have left too. Theres only so much a Man can take damn it! And either one of you is a good excuse as any to leave for greener pastures.
It wont surprise me that there will be some of you bastards out there that want to know the most ridiculous of details of this bike. But Ill tell you this bonehead this baby is perfect in every aspect.
Im not going to even list the parts on my Baby. Look at the pics and if you cant even make out what they are then you dont deserve this bike. As for dimensions? Ill furnish you with top tube 21.5", seat tube 14", chainstays 16.5", down tube 25", and head tube is 4.25"
In fact I love this bike so much I may not even sell it at auctions end. Thats right you ignominious ball of dung. Well if Baby Jesus aint kickin ass! Why the Hell should I bid? Good question Pokemon. How can I best say that if you dont bid youll never know will you? I might sell I might not. But then again youre the type of person that doesnt plan on ever taking any chances in life. I mean you even being here on the almighty eBay contemplating placing a bid should tell you something. What thats supposed to mean? I dont know? What am I your doctor? Im not even your friend.
So dont get on and start asking me questions like you know what let me ask all the questions here and Ill also answer them. Thatll make my life easy and your life well your life cant be as fulfilling as a box of Mac N Cheese.
Here we go:
Question #1 from the Netherlands: What kind of shape is this bike in?
Well Bjournk imagine if you will a bike. With wheels and those other parts that make it go forward when you pedal. Bike shape. Thats the kind of shape this bad boy is in BIKE SHAPE!
Question #2 from Pittsburgh, PA: How many miles do you think have been ridden on this bike?
Ill type slower you Iron City runs through my blood! kinda guy just so you can understand what Im trying to sell here. Miles? At least a hundred miles and no more than a million. I mean all those trips to Original with your girlfriend late at night. Damn doesnt she just love hot dogs? Dirty little minx.
Question #3 from a couple boys from Grove Cycles in Vancouver, BC: CANADA RULES. YANKS CANT RIDE FOR CRAPY!
First off gentlemen why the yelling and secondly what does for crapy actually mean? Down here we speak English. Lay off the bong and get back to me when Vancouver becomes the 52nd state. You know youre next who the hell wants Saskatchewan?
Question #4 from Starkville, Mississippi: Did you ever crash this bike?
Missississississippippi huh? Well hows the Delta going son? Flathead catfish, Remington 870 , Merc V6 outboard, Budweiser, Ole Miss, Ford 250 crew, wishing you were from Alabama, did I miss anything about being from Mississippi? Regardless, I must have but I doubt it was anything major. Put it this way there arent any dents on it, nor cracks in the paint.
Question #5 from Toronto, Canada: Would you be willing to ship this into Canada?
No. I Hmm I can't come up with anything witty or derogatory about Toronto. Next.
Question #6 from Joe in Rochester Hills, Michigan: Are you the original owner of this bike?
If my above description didnt suffice then I dont know what will reach you. Youre not in the Upper Peninsula are you? Well let me answer you with this tidbit of information Pistons suck, Lions suck, Red Wings suck, Fury suck, Titans suck, Wolverines suck, Broncos suck, Chippewas suck, Eagles suck, Wildcats suck, I'm not sure if there are other universities or sports franchises up there but if there are I hope they can all read better than you.
Question #7 from Beth in Raleigh, NC: "Man you take some great pics but can I get a picture of the..."
I'm not going to even let you finish that sentence darling. Why are you so demanding darling? Daddy didnt spank you hard enough? Because you're so damn I'll send you pics but I'll be on the bike - being naughty.
Question #8 the boys from Vancouver, BC - again: WE MEANT CRAP YOU ASS!
This is question and answer time boys. QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME!
Question #9 from Tampa, FL: Whats going on Marc? I cant believe youre selling her? You need money? I thought things were good? Why dont you call? I told you youd need money once you left me. And you thought that bike was the sh$%. Spent more time with that whore then with me when you first got her. I still dont know what the F a derailleur is. I cant believe you! I cant believe you dont call? Dont you want me? Im coming over you need me.
Uhhh. No to all those questions. Umm this isnt Marc by the way its, umm George. George in San Fernando, CA,
Question #10 from George in San Fernando: No question. I just like to say that Im the only George in San Fernando and I hate bikes.
Thanks George. I appreciate your help.
Question #11 from Hartford, CT: How does this ride?
I have to borrow from my old ad, I just have to - It put it simply, this bike rides unlike a rabid TaunTaun and more like a yeah you guessed it a bike. Seriously though? It rides more like your sister smooth along the curves with a responsive rear end.
Question #12 America: Can I pick it up?
I love the anonymity with this one so mysterious America. Well youre probably not in Juno or Honolulu so are you a ghost or a ninja? Maybe youre a med student by day and a whore at night? Whatever you are you got my ear baby. Sure come on over and pick it up.
Question #13 Catherine Cat Ft. Lauderdale, FL: I live real close would it be possible for me to test drive it before I bid?
Listen darling just because you let boys test drive you before they commit isnt how I play. Yeah I went there! Truth hurts dont it!
Question #14 from the moderator at www.bmxride.com: You better not say Im the moderator at bmxride.com Marc. A-hole you probably will. I just wanted to tell you not to post your mountain bike crap over here. We dont even have a classified section! Stop screwing around I keep getting dumped on. Screw it I quit. Damn kids can moderate their own site. I hate this Im buying a entry level Litespeed
Like I said people questions and answers. But thats pretty funny. BMX is soooo cool.
Question #14 Trix from Tennessee: You should come up here and ride my trails its great fun. I love them.
When did this become the MarcBikeForumForIdiots I mean we already have www.mtbr.com dont we? But if you read this guys comment slouching in a raspy, dirty old man voice its kinda creepy.
Any other questions? Nope? Then happy bidding folks.
Bid now. Pay Pal preferred. I accept Pay Pal if the money is in your account or a Cashiers check or a USPS money order. I do not accept Pay Pal credit card payment because those bastards take a 2.9% chunk of my sale as well as $0.30. I realize they need to make money but hey I want it all. Nor do I accept personal checks. Shipping will probably be $40-50 depending on your location and how fast you want the stuff. Will ship via USPS and insured the day after I receive the payment. I better get a box.
What's this guy trippin on?
don't know how to link it, but here's the text...
Well, well, well here I go again. But this I cannot accept nor will I ever be able to live this down. My misgivings will undoubtedly be unfathomable and extensive upon the auction of this, my favourite bike. My most trusted steed in all the land born from the beautiful hills of Mill Valley, California at the base of Mt. Tamalpais, where trails are minutes away and Wilderness Trail Bikes headquarters is to be found.
I weep as I compose this, the bereavement of a true friend my WTB Phoenix. I am the original owner and we've never crashed. Do I start with the dimensions of my Baby and its components or shall I rant on about how superior possessions can be?
Im certain each one of you is asking, Whys the bastard selling if its so damn perfect? Well thats my secret you meddlesome Curious George Monkey. You intrusive sub-human worm. I mean why dont you track down your good for nothing dad and ask him why he left you and poor old Mom? Oh oh that might have been too close to home for Sally and Joe. Sorry guys I didnt mean to go there. But then again I would have left too. Theres only so much a Man can take damn it! And either one of you is a good excuse as any to leave for greener pastures.
It wont surprise me that there will be some of you bastards out there that want to know the most ridiculous of details of this bike. But Ill tell you this bonehead this baby is perfect in every aspect.
Im not going to even list the parts on my Baby. Look at the pics and if you cant even make out what they are then you dont deserve this bike. As for dimensions? Ill furnish you with top tube 21.5", seat tube 14", chainstays 16.5", down tube 25", and head tube is 4.25"
In fact I love this bike so much I may not even sell it at auctions end. Thats right you ignominious ball of dung. Well if Baby Jesus aint kickin ass! Why the Hell should I bid? Good question Pokemon. How can I best say that if you dont bid youll never know will you? I might sell I might not. But then again youre the type of person that doesnt plan on ever taking any chances in life. I mean you even being here on the almighty eBay contemplating placing a bid should tell you something. What thats supposed to mean? I dont know? What am I your doctor? Im not even your friend.
So dont get on and start asking me questions like you know what let me ask all the questions here and Ill also answer them. Thatll make my life easy and your life well your life cant be as fulfilling as a box of Mac N Cheese.
Here we go:
Question #1 from the Netherlands: What kind of shape is this bike in?
Well Bjournk imagine if you will a bike. With wheels and those other parts that make it go forward when you pedal. Bike shape. Thats the kind of shape this bad boy is in BIKE SHAPE!
Question #2 from Pittsburgh, PA: How many miles do you think have been ridden on this bike?
Ill type slower you Iron City runs through my blood! kinda guy just so you can understand what Im trying to sell here. Miles? At least a hundred miles and no more than a million. I mean all those trips to Original with your girlfriend late at night. Damn doesnt she just love hot dogs? Dirty little minx.
Question #3 from a couple boys from Grove Cycles in Vancouver, BC: CANADA RULES. YANKS CANT RIDE FOR CRAPY!
First off gentlemen why the yelling and secondly what does for crapy actually mean? Down here we speak English. Lay off the bong and get back to me when Vancouver becomes the 52nd state. You know youre next who the hell wants Saskatchewan?
Question #4 from Starkville, Mississippi: Did you ever crash this bike?
Missississississippippi huh? Well hows the Delta going son? Flathead catfish, Remington 870 , Merc V6 outboard, Budweiser, Ole Miss, Ford 250 crew, wishing you were from Alabama, did I miss anything about being from Mississippi? Regardless, I must have but I doubt it was anything major. Put it this way there arent any dents on it, nor cracks in the paint.
Question #5 from Toronto, Canada: Would you be willing to ship this into Canada?
No. I Hmm I can't come up with anything witty or derogatory about Toronto. Next.
Question #6 from Joe in Rochester Hills, Michigan: Are you the original owner of this bike?
If my above description didnt suffice then I dont know what will reach you. Youre not in the Upper Peninsula are you? Well let me answer you with this tidbit of information Pistons suck, Lions suck, Red Wings suck, Fury suck, Titans suck, Wolverines suck, Broncos suck, Chippewas suck, Eagles suck, Wildcats suck, I'm not sure if there are other universities or sports franchises up there but if there are I hope they can all read better than you.
Question #7 from Beth in Raleigh, NC: "Man you take some great pics but can I get a picture of the..."
I'm not going to even let you finish that sentence darling. Why are you so demanding darling? Daddy didnt spank you hard enough? Because you're so damn I'll send you pics but I'll be on the bike - being naughty.
Question #8 the boys from Vancouver, BC - again: WE MEANT CRAP YOU ASS!
This is question and answer time boys. QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME!
Question #9 from Tampa, FL: Whats going on Marc? I cant believe youre selling her? You need money? I thought things were good? Why dont you call? I told you youd need money once you left me. And you thought that bike was the sh$%. Spent more time with that whore then with me when you first got her. I still dont know what the F a derailleur is. I cant believe you! I cant believe you dont call? Dont you want me? Im coming over you need me.
Uhhh. No to all those questions. Umm this isnt Marc by the way its, umm George. George in San Fernando, CA,
Question #10 from George in San Fernando: No question. I just like to say that Im the only George in San Fernando and I hate bikes.
Thanks George. I appreciate your help.
Question #11 from Hartford, CT: How does this ride?
I have to borrow from my old ad, I just have to - It put it simply, this bike rides unlike a rabid TaunTaun and more like a yeah you guessed it a bike. Seriously though? It rides more like your sister smooth along the curves with a responsive rear end.
Question #12 America: Can I pick it up?
I love the anonymity with this one so mysterious America. Well youre probably not in Juno or Honolulu so are you a ghost or a ninja? Maybe youre a med student by day and a whore at night? Whatever you are you got my ear baby. Sure come on over and pick it up.
Question #13 Catherine Cat Ft. Lauderdale, FL: I live real close would it be possible for me to test drive it before I bid?
Listen darling just because you let boys test drive you before they commit isnt how I play. Yeah I went there! Truth hurts dont it!
Question #14 from the moderator at www.bmxride.com: You better not say Im the moderator at bmxride.com Marc. A-hole you probably will. I just wanted to tell you not to post your mountain bike crap over here. We dont even have a classified section! Stop screwing around I keep getting dumped on. Screw it I quit. Damn kids can moderate their own site. I hate this Im buying a entry level Litespeed
Like I said people questions and answers. But thats pretty funny. BMX is soooo cool.
Question #14 Trix from Tennessee: You should come up here and ride my trails its great fun. I love them.
When did this become the MarcBikeForumForIdiots I mean we already have www.mtbr.com dont we? But if you read this guys comment slouching in a raspy, dirty old man voice its kinda creepy.
Any other questions? Nope? Then happy bidding folks.
Bid now. Pay Pal preferred. I accept Pay Pal if the money is in your account or a Cashiers check or a USPS money order. I do not accept Pay Pal credit card payment because those bastards take a 2.9% chunk of my sale as well as $0.30. I realize they need to make money but hey I want it all. Nor do I accept personal checks. Shipping will probably be $40-50 depending on your location and how fast you want the stuff. Will ship via USPS and insured the day after I receive the payment. I better get a box.
